Can imported patio furniture handle the animalistic thrustings of randy houseguests?
Tuesday, March 9th, 2010 at
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You’ll know if the chairs are sturdy if you hear the infamous line (and double entendre) "Let me push your stool in for you" and there’s no sound of cracking furniture. I would suggest duct tape to reinforce said chairs.
if they are as high as you….most definitly : )
yes
If they’re made in New Zealand, yes. Many a sheep shagger has tested the products…
That’s what I heard, anyway…
Bamboo is not nearly rugged enough I’ve discovered.
You bring the milk bottles, I’ll bring the whipped cream. I assume you have the goats ready.
Bean bag chairs.
Depends on where you got it from; Generally, the folks in 3rd world nations are emaciated while few Americans are anorexic and, therefore, the foreigners just aren’t making them sturdy enough unless they’re shagging hippos.
However, I’d trust something made in Australia. Not only are those folks just as sturdy as Americans but the Australian guys I’ve known were more, ahem, rambunctious.
use duct tape
it comes in festive colors now
just how many houseguests named Randy did you invite?
I only know…um…..