Comments on: Can imported patio furniture handle the animalistic thrustings of randy houseguests?

By: BillyCostigan

BillyCostigan — Wed, 10 Mar 2010 00:01:26 +0000

You’ll know if the chairs are sturdy if you hear the infamous line (and double entendre) "Let me push your stool in for you" and there’s no sound of cracking furniture. I would suggest duct tape to reinforce said chairs.

By: jasmine d

jasmine d — Wed, 10 Mar 2010 00:01:26 +0000

if they are as high as you….most definitly : )

yes

By: aussiegirl_aka_shygirl

aussiegirl_aka_shygirl — Wed, 10 Mar 2010 00:01:26 +0000

If they’re made in New Zealand, yes. Many a sheep shagger has tested the products…

That’s what I heard, anyway…

By: livn4themin

livn4themin — Wed, 10 Mar 2010 00:01:26 +0000

Bamboo is not nearly rugged enough I’ve discovered.

By: el domingo

el domingo — Wed, 10 Mar 2010 00:01:26 +0000

You bring the milk bottles, I’ll bring the whipped cream. I assume you have the goats ready.

By: I Don't Carrot All

I Don't Carrot All — Wed, 10 Mar 2010 00:01:26 +0000

Bean bag chairs.

By: FYRE & REIGN RETURNS

FYRE & REIGN RETURNS — Wed, 10 Mar 2010 00:01:26 +0000

Depends on where you got it from; Generally, the folks in 3rd world nations are emaciated while few Americans are anorexic and, therefore, the foreigners just aren’t making them sturdy enough unless they’re shagging hippos.

However, I’d trust something made in Australia. Not only are those folks just as sturdy as Americans but the Australian guys I’ve known were more, ahem, rambunctious.

By: Mizzenmast

Mizzenmast — Wed, 10 Mar 2010 00:01:26 +0000

use duct tape
it comes in festive colors now

just how many houseguests named Randy did you invite?
I only know…um…..