A timid little man, walked into a biker bar in the Bronx and clearing his throat asked,

"Um, err, which of you gentlemen owns the Doberman tied outside to the parking meter?"

A giant of a man, wearing biker leathers, his body hair growing out through the seams, turned slowly on his stool, looked down at the quivering little man and said,

"It’s my dog. Why?"

"Well," squeaked the little man, obviously very nervous,

"I believe my dog just killed it, sir."

"What?" roared the big man in disbelief.

"What in the hell kind of dog do you have?"

"Sir," answered the little man, "it’s a little four week old female puppy."

"Bull!" roared the biker, "how could your puppy kill my Doberman?"

"It appears that your dog choked on her, sir."

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When I get on her from the ground, the saddle (its western) slips to the side, and its soo annoying because when I put all my weight to the right it still doesn’t straighten up. Shes really fat right now and barely has any withers (but shes losing weight, and I’m starting to see them again). I lunge her before I ride and when I tighten the saddle I know it’s not too loose. So should I just get on her with like a stool or mounting block for now? Or is there anything that would help this? I don’t want to buy like a special saddle pad or anything thats expensive (my family is not rich xD). And also my saddle does fit properly, (its like.. almost full QH bars I think) it just might be a tad small because it moves forward a little but it doesn’t bother her at all, and since shes pretty round right now it will fit her better when shes back in shape.
Also when I get on her she walks right away before I can put my foot in the stirrup and straighten the saddle, and when I try to stop her she walks right away again and when I pull back on the reins I feel like I’m pulling too hard sometimes to get her to stop (and I hate doing that). It’s so annoying, you can yell "whoa" all you want, she just won’t listen, what can I do to fix this? I’m sick of having to get someone to hold her when I get on. But when I stop her to get off shes fine and won’t walk off on me.
Forgot to mention, the saddle only slips forward when I lunge her. It’s synthetic so it’s super light.
I don’t mean a stool like a bar stool type thing, I mean a foot stool xD
Wowwww. I never said she was too tall. Shes actually a 13.3 hand pony -_-.

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So my ex and decided to divorce about a year ago. During the marriage i made sure to save money for "our" future and stick to a budget, i mean i could have been one of those wifes that didnt care and just spent every single penny and even put us in debt, but im not that type of person. So before we divorced we paid off my car, only about 00 left on it, then put 00 down on a new car for him so it was even. then we pretty much split the rest of the money in the savings evenly.

in a few short months after we divorced he had already spent all of the money he got (around 00) and now has debt. It bothers me that i spent all those years saving and he just goes out and spends it all on nights out partying and drinking and new clothes and tattoos and a new speaker system for his car. i now feel like i should have been a bit*h and tried to take it all especially since now he probably makes more than twice what i do.

should this bother me??? would it bother you???

also, when i moved out he found out he was getting stationed in Italy, so he rented the house out to someone he worked with. Since we knew the person who would be living in the house we agreed to leave the large furniture in the house for him to use temporarily since the ex could not take it to italy and it would not fit in my new much smaller apartment, and that i would get the furniture from the house when i decided to move back to Texas.
a month or so later the ex called and said they guy living in the house would like to buy the furniture from us rather than trying to find new, i decided that would be ok. well it has now been MONTHS and have not heard anything else, like did the guy living there give my ex money??? or did he change his mind and dosnt want to buy it??? and now i am wondering and a bit pissy because of some pictures i saw on facebook.
Apparently the guy that lives in the house had a party at the house. outside. and he took the nice dining room table, chairs and nice leather bar stools OUTSIDE! the table was being used as a beer pong table! these things were not cheap and now im pissed because if he has not paid for them he needs to be more respectful of other peoples things…. and if he has paid for them my ex has not given me money for them….

how would you feel about this?? what would you say to the ex???
ok.. i know his finances are not my problem.. i know i cant change most of it, that was not my question really.

i was MAINLY asking if these things would bother you, even in the slightest??? knowing that you worked and saved for years and then he just blows it all, i guess it dosnt matter married still or divorced, would that bother you??

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I’m posting this in a few places mainly cause i don’t know exactly where to post it lol but also to get a broader range of people to try it

Murder at the Mod Club Chocolate House

The mid morning conversation at Mod Club Chocolate House tended toward the monotonous. On any given day, Steve would be describing his strict routine — Monday: Odds; Tuesday: Improvements; Wednesday: Feedback; then repeat, with only Sundays off.

Norma , another regular, was forever describing her Moding — Boards noon, then complaints until five, followed by inboxes. Nothing after eight p.m. and no Banning ever.

Kelly, from the snack bar, would always have some pammers to complain about. ("He asked me for Bingo and then blamed me ’cause he didn’t win.")

And Rio, the Head mod, was always pointing out someones comments. ("See the way Joe sticks his butt out for people? He’s begging for trouble. I’ve told him a million times.")

But this Friday morning was different. On Friday they had a murder to talk about.

"I can’t believe no one saw it happen," Norma grunted as she squeezed out a set Rares.

Steve was peeling, while Kelly and Rio sat on leather-clad benches and sipped their colas.

"Well, mornings are slow," Rio said, "once we get past the pre-work throng. This time of day it’s often just us Mods and Pamolics." Rio swallowed hard. "The two of you. Poor Joe."

It had been the previous morning, around 11:30, when Joe, the Mod, was found in the upstairs computer room, sitting peeling some upped odds. His form looked particularly bad, since someone had grabbed a mouse and used it to bash in the back of his skull.

"Joe was a bit of a jerk," Norma admitted. "He was always sucking up to the pammers on here."

"Well, some pammers liked his style," Rio said. "That’s what I heard through the grapevine. Joe would make a contests, within a week and have more contests for pammers."

"I suppose he was a good Mod." Kelly yawned. "If you like the overeager to please type. Way too friendly. Always bragging about pammers thinking he was the best. Joe invested in small change, right?"

"Right," said Rio and Steve softly, reluctantly, in near-perfect unison. Neither Person made eye contact with anyone else.

"I hear he was arguing with someone before he got hit."

"I heard him," Rio said. He finished his bottled Cola and tossed it across the floor to a wicker wastebasket. Three points.

"You heard him from upstairs?" asked Kelly with a curious frown.

"You know how his voice carried. I was behind the counter." Rio pointed to the front counter situated by the stairs that led up to the computer room on the second floor. "I couldn’t hear who he was talking to."

"Not even if it was a man or woman?" asked Norma.

"No. But I did hear the mouse slam down. And then it was quiet. I finished my gummies on the computer then went upstairs to check it out."

"That’s right," Steve said. "You’re the one who found him. And there was no one else?"

"No. It’s just that one room up there. Whoever cracked his skull must have taken the back stairs down to the Rare rooms. From the rare rooms, he could have gone anywhere, inside or out. The alarms on the emergency doors don’t work."

"The attacker could have come and gone without us seeing him," Steve said.

"I didn’t see anyone," Norma volunteered. "I was on the Stool in the animal room, watching TV. I didn’t hear a thing until the sirens."

"I was doing my Inbox," Steve added. "Rio came flying down the stairs, yelling at me to call 911." He half-chuckled as he realized something. "You know, I never did finish my messages."

"Well, I missed everything," Kelly said. "I was in the back room, behind the snack bar. People don’t realize all the work that goes into running this place. Inventory and preparation. Like this guy came in yesterday just as I was opening and wanted bingo — immediately. Like it’s just waiting there already to go."

"You shouldn’t have peeled in the morning," Norma said in disgust. "You need the rares to give out."

"Rares are nothing without a good contest," Steve asserted.

And just like that, they were back in the groove, all of them comfortably at home with their own oft-rehearsed speeches. On Monday morning, the conversation varied again. Three of the regulars forgot all about their regular subjects and spent half an hour eagerly discussing the arrest of the fourth — for murder.

Who killed Joe?

list 3 pieces of supporting evidence

Why?
Who’s the butler? i need names and evidence of why they killed him lol
Pam…why Kelly? the only thing is can think of for it to be her is she had nothing to gain from Joe being alive? she complained about him bragging then she conveniently missed everything and also she said that just yesterday that someone was there wanting bingo when she was just opening but Rio states earlier that it was just them there ..hmm this is tough lol

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I’m posting this in a few places mainly cause i don’t know exactly where to post it lol but also to get a broader range of people to try it

Murder at the Mod Club Chocolate House

The mid morning conversation at Mod Club Chocolate House tended toward the monotonous. On any given day, Steve would be describing his strict routine — Monday: Odds; Tuesday: Improvements; Wednesday: Feedback; then repeat, with only Sundays off.

Norma , another regular, was forever describing her Moding — Boards noon, then complaints until five, followed by inboxes. Nothing after eight p.m. and no Banning ever.

Kelly, from the snack bar, would always have some pammers to complain about. ("He asked me for Bingo and then blamed me ’cause he didn’t win.")

And Rio, the Head mod, was always pointing out someones comments. ("See the way Joe sticks his butt out for people? He’s begging for trouble. I’ve told him a million times.")

But this Friday morning was different. On Friday they had a murder to talk about.

"I can’t believe no one saw it happen," Norma grunted as she squeezed out a set Rares.

Steve was peeling, while Kelly and Rio sat on leather-clad benches and sipped their colas.

"Well, mornings are slow," Rio said, "once we get past the pre-work throng. This time of day it’s often just us Mods and Pamolics." Rio swallowed hard. "The two of you. Poor Joe."

It had been the previous morning, around 11:30, when Joe, the Mod, was found in the upstairs computer room, sitting peeling some upped odds. His form looked particularly bad, since someone had grabbed a mouse and used it to bash in the back of his skull.

"Joe was a bit of a jerk," Norma admitted. "He was always sucking up to the pammers on here."

"Well, some pammers liked his style," Rio said. "That’s what I heard through the grapevine. Joe would make a contests, within a week and have more contests for pammers."

"I suppose he was a good Mod." Kelly yawned. "If you like the overeager to please type. Way too friendly. Always bragging about pammers thinking he was the best. Joe invested in small change, right?"

"Right," said Rio and Steve softly, reluctantly, in near-perfect unison. Neither Person made eye contact with anyone else.

"I hear he was arguing with someone before he got hit."

"I heard him," Rio said. He finished his bottled Cola and tossed it across the floor to a wicker wastebasket. Three points.

"You heard him from upstairs?" asked Kelly with a curious frown.

"You know how his voice carried. I was behind the counter." Rio pointed to the front counter situated by the stairs that led up to the computer room on the second floor. "I couldn’t hear who he was talking to."

"Not even if it was a man or woman?" asked Norma.

"No. But I did hear the mouse slam down. And then it was quiet. I finished my gummies on the computer then went upstairs to check it out."

"That’s right," Steve said. "You’re the one who found him. And there was no one else?"

"No. It’s just that one room up there. Whoever cracked his skull must have taken the back stairs down to the Rare rooms. From the rare rooms, he could have gone anywhere, inside or out. The alarms on the emergency doors don’t work."

"The attacker could have come and gone without us seeing him," Steve said.

"I didn’t see anyone," Norma volunteered. "I was on the Stool in the animal room, watching TV. I didn’t hear a thing until the sirens."

"I was doing my Inbox," Steve added. "Rio came flying down the stairs, yelling at me to call 911." He half-chuckled as he realized something. "You know, I never did finish my messages."

"Well, I missed everything," Kelly said. "I was in the back room, behind the snack bar. People don’t realize all the work that goes into running this place. Inventory and preparation. Like this guy came in yesterday just as I was opening and wanted bingo — immediately. Like it’s just waiting there already to go."

"You shouldn’t have peeled in the morning," Norma said in disgust. "You need the rares to give out."

"Rares are nothing without a good contest," Steve asserted.

And just like that, they were back in the groove, all of them comfortably at home with their own oft-rehearsed speeches. On Monday morning, the conversation varied again. Three of the regulars forgot all about their regular subjects and spent half an hour eagerly discussing the arrest of the fourth — for murder.

Who killed Joe?

list 3 pieces of supporting evidence

Why?
LOL no you didn’t..i mean out of Steve,Rio,Norma and Kelly…if you did then we’re both in trouble PMSL
i need a direct reply button lol

i was thinking Steve cause it says he has a strict schedule so if he does Odds,improvements then feedbacks and repeats on thursday he should have been doing Odds not feedback..IE his in box messages
then i was thinking he could have been upstairs came down through the door that doesn’t go off and back in time for Rio to tell him to call 911
Then when he asks Rio about not seeing anyone kinda making sure that Rio didn’t see him

This isn’t the answer it’s just what i’m thinking but i also did think of Rio too but that strict schedule of Steves kinda stuck out for me

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PROLOGUE
They say you can only trust two people in the world: a child and a drunk.

The swaying figure stood before the door, stumbling in search for his key in what seemed an endless myriad of pockets. It’s odd how you always manage to discover new pockets on your clothes when your drunk at three A.M. After a thorough, all too fruitless attempt to find the holy key, Damaz Sanchez took a deep breath. The former boxer, the once inspired poet, writer, and painter, began to knock gently on the door and call out his wife’s name. Their relationship had been under strain for about a year now…and somehow…well, showing up drunk again…no, he didn’t think this was going to be good.

PRELUDE(PART 1)
What the authorities heard later, on that dark Autumn night, from the front door neighbor coincided with the victim’s report. The neighbor was a gaunt, tired old man who chain-smoked two packs a day and was convinced that The Blessed Little Baby Jesus was currently making his way to Earth on a fiery horse driven chariot.
“I saw everything, yes I did.” He exclaimed “May God and all the little angels strike me down if I didn’t. was standing right there, smoking me a cigarette”
The young police officer, tall and slowly growing in a mustache, was busily writing everything down in a yellow office pad.
“ I could hear my TV show was comin’ back from commercial, see, so as I was putting my cigarette out, I saw him come straight outta nowhere”
“Was he armed?” interrupted the cop.
“yes, sir.“ the old man nodded “Yes he was, He was carryin this big ol stick, looked like one of them police batons.”
A few minutes later, the call was put out to every officer on patrol to be on the lookout for a tall Hispanic man, between 175 to 190 pounds. Approximately 26 years of age. Considered armed and dangerous. Armed, according to the victim and the eyewitness with a blunt object.

PRELUDE/INTRO
30 minutes later, a hit and run was reported near the outskirts of old downtown. Old Downtown was that part of the city where all the old planes went to crash and burn, you catch my drift? Every major city has one. It’s that part of town which consist of the homeless, the hopelessly addicted, a few freaks and crazies and the cheapest, noisiest dive bars. The car left behind was a black 89 ford mustang GT with a primer splotch on the front side panel on the passenger side. It coincided with that in the description of the fugitive. As the sirens blared past all the scurrying citizens of this bizarre kingdom, somewhere in a comfortably worn-in cushion stool sat Damaz Sanchez. In the belly of one of the many bars, a tale of heartbreak was getting ready to be told. He looked tired but relieved. He was sipping a beer, bleeding lightly from the nose. He half halfheartedly smiled at the bartender and began to relate his strange and eventful tale.
The premise is that this guy goes to his house drunk finds his wife gone and suspect her of cheating. (prologue)

Eventually He finds out she is, He stakes them out and attacks the lover (prelude 1)

he leaves the scene and goes to a bar, where he knows the police will eventually come.(intro)
Thanks for your time. I added all those characteristics because in the actual story I want him to be a literary, a failed artist.
But I see that maybe It shouldn’t be all highlighted in one spot.
I dig the ’stash remark. ha ha
Thanks for your time and support Gabe. Im currently entertaining a title or two but nothing concrete. I have most of the story in my head, but what I have on paper is what you read.

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PROLOGUE
They say you can only trust 2 people in the world: a child and a drunk.

The swaying figure stood before the door, stumbling in search for his key in what seemed an endless myriad of pockets. It’s odd how you always manage to discover new pockets on your clothes when your drunk at three A.M. and in desperate need to go in your house and use the can. After a thorough, all too fruitless attempt to find the holy key, Damas Sanchez took a deep breath. The former boxer, the once inspired poet, writer, and painter, began to knock gently on the door and call out his wife’s name. Their relationship had been under strain for about a year now…and somehow…well, showing up drunk again…no, he didn’t think this was going to be good.

PRELUDE(PART 1)
What the authorities heard later, on that dark Autumn night, from the front door neighbor coincided with the victim’s report. The neighbor was a gaunt, tired old man who chain-smoked two packs a day and was convinced that The Blessed Little Baby Jesus was currently making his way to Earth on a fiery horse driven chariot. “I saw everything, yes I did.” He exclaimed “May God and all the little angels strike me down if I didn’t. was standing right there, smoking me a cigarette” The young police officer, tall and slowly growing in a mustache, was busily writing everything down in a yellow office pad. “ I could hear my TV show was comin’ back from commercial, see, so as I was putting my cigarette out, I saw him come straight outta nowhere” “Was he armed?” interrupted the cop “yes, sir.“ the old man nodded “Yes he was, He was carryin this big ol stick, looked like one of them police batons.”
A few minutes later, the call was put out to every officer on patrol to be on the lookout for a tall Hispanic man, between 175 to 190 pounds. Approximately 26 years of age. Considered armed and dangerous. Armed, according to the victim and the eyewitness with a blunt object.

PRELUDE/INTRO
30 minutes later, a hit and run was reported near the outskirts of old downtown. Old Downtown was that part of the city where all the old planes went to crash and burn, you catch my drift? Every major city has one. It’s that part of town which consist of the homeless, the hopelessly addicted, a few freaks and crazies and the cheapest, noisiest dive bars. The car left behind was a black 89 ford mustang GT with a primer splotch on the front side panel on the passenger side. It coincided with that in the description of the fugitive. As the sirens blared past all the scurrying citizens of this bizarre kingdom, somewhere in a comfortably worn in soft cushion stool sat Damas Sanchez. In the belly of one of the many bars,a tale of heartbreak was getting ready to be told. He looked tired but relieved. He was sipping a beer, bleeding lightly from the nose. He half halfheartedly smiled at the bartender and began to relate his strange and eventful tale.
The premise is that this guy goes to his house drunk finds his wife gone and suspect her of cheating. (prologue)

He finds out she is and attacks the lover (prelude 1)
he leaves the scene and goes to a bar, where he knows the police will eventually come.(intro)
Your suggestion in consistency is noted and the break in dialogue sounds like a good practical idea. Thanks.
The compliment is fully appreciated. Thanks for your time.

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I need to locate Pittsburgh Steeler Bar stools ?
I found Embossed ( raised leather stitching ) Pittsburgh Steeler Bar stools at our local store but they sold out and I cannot locate any — the store did not have a supplier - Anyway - They are stools with the Steeler emblem - but again it is raised off the leather -( embossed ) — please help — and GO Steelers

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I was in band practice and my friend was talking and said something really funny and i fell off my drum stool and hit my vagina on the bar that holds it up. It hurt really, really badly. And I am just finishing my period and when I went to the bathroom there was blood all over the place so i changed my pad and now theres like nothing there. Did i pop my cherry? and what does that mean?

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3 Vampires take stools up at the bar and the waitress comes over to take their orders. "I’d like a pint of blood," said the first vampire. The waitress nodded. "I’d also like a pint of blood," replied the second vampire. She walks over to the last vampire. "I’d like a pint of plasma." The waitress looks down at her pad and confirms the order, "Okay, so that’ll be two bloods and a blood lite."

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Ok I’m trying to reupholster a bar stool I have at my house. It’s a simple round pad, but I have a square piece of fabric that I’m going to use to cover it. How would I cut the fabric in a way that it will fit over the round edges of the stool with a minimum number of folds. If you have any advice or know of any links to such patterns please post them. Any help is greatly appreciated! Thanks!

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i have four bar stools with padded vynel seats that need to be upholstered is there any hints for a nice job thankx

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A ten year-old boy was walking down the street when a big man on a black motorcycle, pulls up beside him and asks, "Hey kid, wanna go for a ride?" 
       
  
    "No!", said the boy, and he kept on walking. The motorcyclist pulls up to him again and says, "Hey kid,, I’ll give you if you hop on the back" 
       
    
  "NO!" said the boy and proceeded down the street a little quicker. 
       
     
 The motorcyclist pulls up to the boy again and says, "Ok kid, I’ll give you and a BIG bag of candy if you hop on the back for a ride." 
       
   
   At this point the boy turns around to him and screams angrily, "Look Dad, YOU bought the Harley, so YOU ride it!!
————
cheerful truck driver pulled up at a roadside cafe in the middle of the night for a dinner stop. Halfway through his meal, three wild- looking motorcyclists roared up–bearded, leather-jacketed, filthy. 
       
   
   For no reason at all, the selected the truck driver as a target. One poured pepper over his head, another stole his apple pie, the third deliberately tipped his coffee over. 
       
      
The truck driver never said one word, just stood up, paid his check, and left. 
       
     
 "That truck driver sure ain’t much of a fighter," sneered one of the bikers. 
       
     
 The girl behind the counter, peering out into the night, added, "He doesn’t seem to be much of a truck driver, either. He just ran his truck right over three motorcycles."
———
A biker walks into the front door of a bar. He is obviously drunk, and staggers up to the bar, seats himself on a stool and, with a belch, asks the bartender for a drink. 
       

      The bartender politely informs the man that it appears that he has already had plenty to drink, he could not be served additional liquor at this bar, and could a cab be called for him? 
       
    
  The biker is briefly surprised, then softly scoffs, grumbles, climbs down off the bar stool and staggers out the front door. A few minutes later, the same biker stumbles in the SIDE door of the bar. He wobbles up to the bar and hollers for a drink. 
       
      The bartender comes over and, still politely - but more firmly, refuses service to the man due to his inebriation, and again offers to call a cab. 
       
  
    The biker looks at the bartender for a moment angrily, curses, and shows himself out the side door, all the while grumbling and shaking his head. 
       
   
   A few minutes later, he bursts in through the BACK door of the bar. He plops himself up on a bar stool, gathers his wits and belligerently orders a drink. 
       
     
 The bartender comes over and emphatically reminds the man that he is clearly drunk, will be served no drinks, and either a cab or the police will be called immediately. 
       
  
    The surprised biker looks at the bartender, and in hopeless anguish, cries "MAAAN! How many bars do you work at?!!?

——–
A biker arrived at his bro’s house to get ready for the big run that weekend. His thoughts were on the run as he walked up to the porch, he couldn’t help but notice the hugh dog sitting next to the door. 
       
  
    When his bro answered the door he asked, "is that your dog?" 
       
   
   "Yea, I got him for the ol lady", was the response. 
       
      "No kidding. I always kept my mouth shut bout your ol lady but, I gotta say, nice trade"

——-
A dumb blonde went to a soda machine. She inserted two quarters and pushed the RED button. She heard some noise, and saw a can of Coke emerge. 
       
  
    She then started searching her large purse for some more money. About this time, a biker came up behind her, and waited patiently for her to finish. 
       
    
  She located a dollar bill and inserted it into the machine. More noises. She then pressed the Green button, and was rewarded with a can of Sprite. 
       

      She fumbled with the change in the Return slot, and put it back into the Deposit slot. She then pushed the Orange button, and received a can of Crush. 
       
  
    The biker then asked her, "Are you finished YET?" 
       
      She then replied, "Finished, Nothin’! I’m still winning!"

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http://images.google.com/imgres?imgurl=http://img.timeinc.net/aolhome/i/design/sl/03/05/SL0305127l_3_l.jpg&imgrefurl=http://www.southernliving.com/southern/da/result/0,24880,784319,00.html&h=240&w=320&sz=30&hl=en&start=2&um=1&tbnid=JShX-SPEdismPM:&tbnh=89&tbnw=118&prev=/images%3Fq%3Dorange%2Bliving%2Broom%26um%3D1%26hl%3Den

What color of sofa should I use. I have a black leather daybed similar to this one http://www.thefurniture.com/store/proddetail.asp?prod=Zuo-Ibiza-Daybed-500095&cat=108 and unfortunately I have to keep it in my living room even if it does not match the decor.
I have a glass TV table for my huge plasma tv. Its a rental place so I cannot change anything. There are lovely antique gold light fixtures on the walls. Also I have 2 beautiful rugs- one is a lovely navy blue rug with deep red and cream design on it and another rug that is deep red with cream on it. I dont know which rug to use. The floor is hardwood. I could buy a different rug too. I now need to tie the whole look together. Orange walls, white ceiling, blue rug. deep red rug/other rug, a black leather daybed. I am thinking abt adding a palm tree and need to get bar stools for the kitchen island and a long narrow coffee table. Its a one bedroom 850 sq ft rental.
I always wanted a tropical look but it wont work here I guess. I need lots and lots of help please.

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A highly timid little man, ventured into a biker bar in the Bronx and clearing his throat asked, "Um, err, which of you gentlemen owns the Doberman tied outside to the parking meter?" A giant of a man, wearing biker leathers, his body hair growing out through the seams, turned slowly on his stool, looked down at the quivering little man and said, "It’s my dog. Why?"

"Well," squeaked the little man, obviously very nervous, "I believe my dog just killed it, sir." "What?" roared the big man in disbelief. "What in the hell kind of dog do you have?" "Sir," answered the little man, "it’s a little four week old female puppy." "Bull!" roared the biker, "how could your puppy kill my Doberman?" "It appears that your dog choked on her, sir."

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