HELP my boyfriend kicked me out, what do I do?

Sunday, August 29th, 2010 at 9:29 am

Things were getting pretty interesting at my boyfriends house, you know..? So he went to go get one of his condoms in the other room. While he was out of the room I got the sensation that I had to fart. No joke! Well I tried to hold it in but it slipped out all of a sudden. It wasn’t a fart. I just sh*t on the couch and it smelled horrible! I didn’t know what to do, so I ran to the kitchen to get away from the smell. I accidentally stepped in one of the dog’s water bowels, slipped, and knocked over a chair. That’s when he found me.. Laying in the kitchen between the chairs, with dog water everywhere and my sh*t on the couch. I don’t blame him for wanting me to leave. But now he won’t talk to me! I thought he knew all along I have bad coordination and runny stool, that jerk… =(

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Bill says:

August 29, 2010 at 9:29 am

bust the door down be like bitch i own this and you and smack him like twice before smacking him get a brand and brand ur name onto your hand so he’ll know matter fact get a brand says your name and the other says own’s you
Pure Awesomeness says:

August 29, 2010 at 9:29 am

wow, It probably was just really shocking for him. Seriously what would you have done in that situation?

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