Is it weird that my wife is turned on by Screech?
My wife is always in the mood. Moisture never departs her. She is a leading manufacturer of female lubrication.
But it takes a clip of Screech, from Saved by the Bell, to make her orgasm. Sometimes we start our connection in the kitchen, or on the stairs, or by the fireplace, or in the swing, but when she wants to get her orgasm, we have to go to our bedroom, where the DVD player is.
We have a water bed, so I bought a queening stool. She gets in the stool and raises her rump high in the air. But before I get back there and plunge into her, I have to turn the television on and get the remote for her.
It’s humiliating. The clip lasts five seconds, but she’s designed the clip to replay itself over and over. It’s a scene where Screech gives Lisa (the black girl) a kiss on the cheek.
And that’s it. After about a minute of watching the clip run over and over, she drizzles out a triumphant orgasm.
Are any other women this way?
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I know when his "Saved by the Bell" acting days was over, he went to make a porno for money out of desperation. She probably found out he’s "big" down south.
LMAO! Hopefully the early Screech, cuz today’s Dustin Diamond has PLENTY issues! D:
uhhh no, yuck
Johnny Depp…probably….Dustin Diamond…..HELL NO!!!
you have a wife?
uhm….. this is weird on so many levels.
1. Maybe she should be turned on by someone more mature? They’re playing high school kids!! Its creepy. Anyone but screech.
2. She can’t get an orgasm from her own husband? She has to watch a clip of screech? That’s kinda sad.
I think she ought to be able to get an orgasm from you, alone. No Screech. Know what I’m sayin?