Ever since I rabbit punched this dude in a bar when he was fighting with someone else, I like to sucker punch, now.
He did not know what hit him, and he hit the floor like, right away. It didn’t take much, it was awesome. Then I ran away into the kitchen and peeked out and saw that he stuck around a little bit, drinking even more, (and in a good mood). Then he left the bar in a daze, forgetting his guitar, forgetting his motorcycle.
. Four or five days later he comes back, "What the Hell happened that night?" He goes through the whole scenario with the owner, "I was standing here doing nothing…., etc.
Then he comes up to me and says >No Listen< " I don’t know hose fault is whose, but…. somewhere in the middle of all that… SOMEbody hit ME in the BACK of the Head!"
Then he looks right at me, "Do you know who that was?", "I think you know who that was…?!", "I think you know who that WAS."
I couldn’t keep from laughing, and I still can’t. I think it is just so funny.




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