I was in a well known night club last Saturday,there was a group of about 12.
A drink was spilt,so one of the group ask a member of staff to come clean it up,the bar person came over and wipped down the seat and left the table and floor.
About half hour later i’ve gone to sit on the bar stool which was there,i wasnt quite tall enough so i put my foot on the step to leaver myself onto the stool,Where the bar person hadnt cleaned up the floor after drink was spilt earlier I put my foot straight into the wet patch and slipped went flying over the back of the stool,with the table and all its drinks fell on top of me.
My brother in law then helped me up onto a chair to notice my shoulder was dislocated,
Me,my sister and brother in law left on the way out,my brother in law asked the bouncer if he would call an ambulance,he then refused,which lead me to having to get a taxi with a dislocated shoulder and spending 3 days in hospital and possibly leading to an operation.
Does anyone know where I might stand ??
any advice would be great thanks

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