an elderly man walked into the ice cream parlor, struggling to get on the high stool to set at the counter, once he got settled, he ordered a banana split. the waitress spoke up and asked "crushed nuts?" the old man thought a minute and said, "no..arthritis"!!

It can be armless though.

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Today I went to donate blood at our local blood center and was cleared to give. It was my first time donating out of school, and I sat in the reclined chairs there will they drew. I was fine throughout, even taking pictures of my arm to send to my friends to freak them out, but like 3 min after they took the needle out of my arm, I tried to sit up in the weird chair and my head started feeling heavy and foggy and I noticed my vision was spotting with black. I broke into an immediate sweat and told the technician that I was losing my vision and that I was hungry and that I needed food right this second. After she reclined the seat more, and put ice packs behind my neck and on my chest, I immediately felt a lot better, if still hungry. (They fed me cookies, pretzels and this gatorade-like drink right after that)
See, I’d forgotten/ran out of time to eat well, so about an hour before my appointment, I kinda cheated. I’d eaten a some cake, a Chewy bar and a banana (not my normal meals, I swear) but ran out of time so I swallowed a couple iron capsules which I chased with Vitamin C so it’d enter my system faster because I knew I needed to pass the 12.5 test or they wouldn’t let me donate. I’d been looking forward to it for the past 2 weeks…I felt kinda bad when the guy testing my blood told me I ‘passed with flying colors’. (He did look a little confused when he saw that I had a dizzy spell now that I think about it…) But I did drink, like an entire gallon of water in the hours leading up to my donation.
So, sorry for the long explanation and details, but is it bad to pass out from losing a pint of blood when you haven’t eaten all that much but are otherwise healthy?

P.S For those wanting to know, I made sure I felt fine and stable again before I drove home, but everytime I go up the stairs to my room right now or get up to fast, my head starts pounding..
I’m 5′ 9", weigh 145 lbs. never completely passed out in my life…

it all happened like this:
my mom left a huge bowl of fruits out one night, grapes, cantaloupe, honeydews, watermelons, and strawberries, i think, and when she came back into the kitchen, she said the bowl was empty and my dog was licking his lips. i guess he jumped up on the table.
that was yesterday, and now hes been farting all day (really strong smell), and had diarrhea with huge lumps of who knows what. i think the fruit hasn’t been digested properly , or something.
the first session was just a puddle of "stuff", and the last ones were just watery poop.
my dogs a 2 year old yorkie, and hes not energetic at all anymore, and just sleeps and walks real slow. i called my uncle who says he was a vet and says its just indigestion, and to feed him salt water to dry out his system a bit , and a banana to firm his stool.
i don’t know, that doesn’t sound right.
also, he usually whines and/or scratches at the back door to be let out when he has to "go", but now it seems as if he cant hold poop or urine and goes wherever.
my mom said we need to fix it soon or else he’ll have diarrhea a lot and get dehydrated.
HELP PLEASE!
its been 2 days since he ate the fruit, and now he seems much better. no diarrhea or anything.
i havent fed him yet though, because i read i shouldnt for 24 hours to let his system get rid of all the diarrhea.
do you think he’s better now?

Okay, im at a major crossroad in my existance. This answer could prove futile to the realm in which i currently reside.

I watch tv, so I know how banana peels are supposed to work.

Ive put peels on the roads, no cars ever slip, they just crush my peels.
Ive put peels on the carpet, no avail,(Mom was super pissed)
ive put peels in the shower.
Ive put peels on the kitchen bar stools
ive put peels on the toilet

I seem to just keep getting in trouble and im grounded now, so I have time to think this one thorugh, but no luck.

What am i doing wrong, I get yelled at but no one slips, ever. Is this banana peel thing real? If so what am i doing wrong.

Please help:(