Hey guise. It’s called "SINBAD THE SAILOR VS STALIN THE EVIL COMMUNIST DICTATOR ON MARS: THE MUSICAL"

here’s a sample
(A tacky taco-bell-esque Mexican restaurant. STALIN is in line to order. Behind the counter is the FAST FOOD WORKER. Various people sit scattered around in chairs and booths. They make up the CHORUS. Also sitting by himself at a table, is our latest hero, CAESAR. He is wearing a t-shirt, jeans, and a ‘roman’ helmet made from coating a bicycle helmet in papermache and then spray painting it brown.)

Fast Food Worker:
Hello, Stalin. How can I help you?

Stalin:
I’d like the burrito I had last time.

Fast Food Worker:
Stalin! You spy on us not the other way around.

Stalin:
Well, you should know that I banned all kinds of buritos except this kind when I invaded Kingsland.

Fast Food Worker:
Kingsland?

Stalin:
Kingsland bowling alley. We had a communist revolution there last week..

Fast Food Worker:
Why?

Stalin:
So, I could make it so they’d know exactly what kind of burrito I wanted! Now don’t make me do the same here. Just give me the kind I had last time.

Fast Food Worker:
I was not here last time you ordered, I do not know exactly what kind of burrito you had.

Song

Stalin:
I want what I had last time!
Or else this will be a communist fast food line!

Fast Food Worker:
I wasn’t on shift when you last ordered it.
Please don’t give me your Stalinist shit.
Just leave Burrito Thing if you don’t like it

Stalin:
Communist Revolution will finally begin
If it doesn’t this place will be a sin.

Chorus:
Communist Revolution!
For that is the only solution
to this really idiotic problem

Stalin:
haha! You will know which burrito I like
Or else you’ll finally eat a tire off a bike

Fast Food Worker (spoken):
Oh no! I hate bike tires.

Caesar:
Just wait a minute, Stalin, I’ve called a friend
We’ve got capitalism to defend.

Stalin:
I swear they will never defeat me
And shouldn’t you go back to ruling Zimbab-wee?

Caesar:
You know you didn’t even pronounce it right?
I’m not going to listen to any of your shite!
Cause I’m the king of Uruguay tonight.

Stalin:
(Spoken)
Oh, shut up about pronunciation! You pronounce Ketchup as ‘catch up’
Anyways, I want a steak and egg burrito please, and fill all the others with rat poision

Chorus:
Alright, Stalin. Your wish is our command
We’ll listen to every demand.
Because, this communist revolution
is the perfect solution
to ughhh

Stalin:
(spoken)
THINK OF SOMETHING

Chorus:
Having to sell more then one kind of burrito!

Stalin:
(spoken)
Exactly

(The door opens, Sinbad and his second in command enter)

Sindbad:
Stalin! I bet you didn’t expect me here.
Be not afraid, good chorus, you have nothing to fear

Stalin:
This man is starting a rebellion!
It must be ended over and done!

Chorus:
Oh, we just lost preference.
Oh no.

Sinbad’s Second in Command:
I am Sinbad’s Second in Command
And I’m dying from the work of a man
I ate Stalin’s rat poisining burrito
(he dies)

Chorus:
A tragic death!
We must avenge

Sinbad:
(spoken)
Huzzah, Stalin! I have liberated this ‘Burrito thing’ from your evil grip!

Stalin:
He destroyed me using lies and propaganda!
Go back to the way it was, you smelly panda!

Sinbad:
(spoken)
I have liberated every fast food restaurant from your grip! Where will you go now?

Stalin:
The only place left is Mars!
I can take over some seedy bars.
And then, all the girls are obligated to–
(he runs off)

</song>

Sinbad:
Thanks for calling me in, Caesar

Caesar:
No problem!

Sinbad:
It’s a shame I, *quote* tragically lost my second in command *enquote*, isn’t it?

Caesar:
Indeed. I can fill that roll though.

Chorus:
And we can be your crew.

Sinbad:
Brilliant! Though, my bedroom and the bar are off limits.

Caesar:
Awww. I want to see your collection of whores. I hear ‘Half naked woman number one’ and ‘Half naked woman number two’ are quite good.

Sinbad:
Ahh yeah, I fucked them both last night, and they said it was heaven.

(‘FLASH BACK’

Half naked woman number one:
Honestly, can you tell us why it’s so small)

Sinbad:
Anyway, welcome to the crew guys!

The most embarrassing thing happened today. My dad took me and my older sister out to lunch. Well my dad walks into the resteraunt talking on the phone really loud and we were sitting in the middle of the room. My dad had his chair turned out talking on the phone loud, legs open like he was in a freaking sports bar. I wanted to die. Then when the waiter came my dad sat there for ten minutes making the waiter stand there because he couldn’t find something with both a burrito and beans (we were eating mexican) and he was complaining it wouldn’t be enough food for him omg! Anyways finally he orders and my dads friend who he hasn’t seen in a while comes over and they are sitting there talking all loud and what not and I’m trying to figure out WTF IS WRONG WITH YOU WE ARE IN A FLIPPIN’ RESTERAUNT YOUR A 43 YEAR OLD MAN NOT A 5 YEAR OLD USE SOME MANNERS!! I love my dad but now I’m kind of afraid to go out to eat with him. I don’t know what to do.

all over his face. I tried not to ask him, but eventually my beer got the better of my brain and I asked…Excuse me but why are you smearing a burrito all over your face…and do YOU know what he said?