A man, while playing on the front nine of a complicated golf course became confused as to where he was on the course.

Looking around, he saw a lady playing ahead of him.

He walked up to her, explained his confusion and asked her if she knew what
Hole he was playing.

‘I’m on the 7th hole,’ she replied, ‘and you are a hole behind me. So you must be on the 6th hole.’

He thanked her and went back to his golf.

On the back nine, the same thing happened and he approached her again with the same request.

‘I’m on number 14, and you’re still a hole behind, so you must be on the 13th hole.’

Once again he thanked her and returned to his play.

He finished his round and went to the clubhouse where he saw the same lady sitting at the end of the bar.

He asked the bartender if he knew the lady.

The bartender said that she was a sales lady and played the course often.

He approached her and said, ‘Let me buy you a drink in appreciation for your help. I understand that you’re in the sales profession. I’m in sales also. What do you sell?’

‘I’ll tell you, but you’re going to laugh,’ she replied.

‘No, I won’t.’

‘Well, if you must know,’ she answered, ‘I work for Tampax.’

With that, he laughed so hard he lost his balance and fell off the bar stool.

‘See,’ she said. ‘I knew you’d laugh!’

‘That’s not what I’m laughing at,’ he replied, ‘I’m a salesman for Preparation H, so I’m still a hole behind you.’

A man, while playing on the front nine of a complicated golf
course, became confused as to where he was on the course. Looking around, he
saw a lady playing ahead of him. He walked up to her, explained his confusion
and asked her if she knew what hole he was playing.
"I’m on the 7th hole," she replied, "and you are a hole behind me. So
you must be on the 6th hole." He thanked her and went back to his golf.
On the back nine, the same thing happened and he approached her again
with the same request. "I’m on number 14, and you’re still a hole behind, so you
must be on the 13th hole." Once again he thanked her and returned to his play.
He finished his round and went to the clubhouse where he saw the same
lady sitting at the end of the bar. He asked the bartender if he knew the lady.
The bartender said that she was a sales lady and played the
course often. He approached her and said, "Let me buy you a drink in
appreciation for your help. I understand that you’re in the sales profession.
I’m in sales also."
What do you sell?"
"I’ll tell you, but you’re going to laugh," she replied
"No, I won’t."
"Well, if you must know," she answered, "I work for Tampax."
With that, he laughed so hard he almost fell off the bar stool.
"See," she said. "I knew you’d laugh!"
"That’s not what I’m laughing at," he replied, "I’m a salesman for
Preparation H, so I’m still a hole behind you."

> A man, while playing on the front nine of a
> complicated golf course
>
>
> became confused as to where he was on the course.
> Looking around, he saw
> a lady playing ahead of him.
>
> He walked up to her, explained his confusion and asked her
> if she knew
> what hole he was playing. ‘I’m on the 7th
> hole,’ she replied, ‘and you
> are a hole behind me. So you must be on the 6th hole.’
>
> He thanked her and went back to his golf.
>
> On the back nine, the same thing happened and he approached
> her again
> with the same request.
>
> ‘I’m on number 14, and you’re still a hole
> behind, so you must be on the
> 13th hole.’
>
>
>
>
>
> Once again he thanked her and returned to his play.
>
> He finished his round and went to the clubhouse where he
> saw the same
> lady sitting at the end of the bar. He asked the bartender
> if he knew
> the lady. The bartender said that she was a sales lady and
> played the
> course often.
>
> He approached her and said, ‘Let me buy you a drink in
> appreciation for
> your help. I understand that you’re in the sales
> profession. I’m in
> sales also. What do you sell?’
>
> ‘I’ll tell you, but you’re going to laugh,’
> she replied.
>
> ‘No, I won’t.’
>
> ‘Well, if you must know,’ she answered, ‘I work
> for Tampax.’
>
> With that, he laughed so hard he lost his balance and fell
> off the bar
> stool.
>
> ‘See,’ she said. ‘I knew you’d laugh!’
>
> ‘That’s not what I’m laughing at,’ he
> replied, ‘I’m a salesman for
> Preparation H, so I’m still a hole behind you.’

>>A man, while playing on the front nine of a complicated golf
>>course, became confused as to where he was on the course.
>>Looking around, he saw a lady playing ahead of him.
>>He walked up to her, explained his confusion
>>and asked her if she knew what hole he was playing.
>>
>>"I’m on the 7th hole," she replied, "and you are a hole behind me.
>>So you must be on the 6th hole."
>>
>>He thanked her and went back to his golf ball.
>>
>>On the back nine, the same thing happened and he approached her
>>again with the same request.
>>
>>"I’m on number 14, and you’re still a hole behind, so you must be
>>on the 13th hole."
>>
>>Once again he thanked her and returned to his play.
>>
>>He finished his round and went to the clubhouse where he saw the
>>same lady sitting at the end of the bar.
>>He asked the bartender if he knew the lady.
>>
>>The bartender said that she was a sales lady and played the course
>>often.
>>
>>He approached her and said, "Let me buy you a drink in appreciation
>>for your help.
>>I understand that you’re in the sales profession.
>>I’m in sales also.
>>What do you sell?"
>>
>>"I’ll tell you, but you’re going to laugh," she replied.
>>
>>"No, I won’t."
>>
>>"Well, if you must know," she answered, "I work for Tampax."
>>
>>With that, he laughed so hard he almost fell off the bar stool.
>>
>>"See," she said. "I knew you’d laugh!"
>>
>>"That’s not what I’m laughing at," he replied, "I’m a salesman for
>>Preparation H, so I’m still a hole behind you."
>

>>A man, while playing on the front nine of a complicated golf
>>course, became confused as to where he was on the course.
>>Looking around, he saw a lady playing ahead of him.
>>He walked up to her, explained his confusion
>>and asked her if she knew what hole he was playing.
>>
>>"I’m on the 7th hole," she replied, "and you are a hole behind me.
>>So you must be on the 6th hole."
>>
>>He thanked her and went back to his golf ball.
>>
>>On the back nine, the same thing happened and he approached her
>>again with the same request.
>>
>>"I’m on number 14, and you’re still a hole behind, so you must be
>>on the 13th hole."
>>
>>Once again he thanked her and returned to his play.
>>
>>He finished his round and went to the clubhouse where he saw the
>>same lady sitting at the end of the bar.
>>He asked the bartender if he knew the lady.
>>
>>The bartender said that she was a sales lady and played the course
>>often.
>>
>>He approached her and said, "Let me buy you a drink in appreciation
>>for your help.
>>I understand that you’re in the sales profession.
>>I’m in sales also.
>>What do you sell?"
>>
>>"I’ll tell you, but you’re going to laugh," she replied.
>>
>>"No, I won’t."
>>
>>"Well, if you must know," she answered, "I work for Tampax."
>>
>>With that, he laughed so hard he almost fell off the bar stool.
>>
>>"See," she said. "I knew you’d laugh!"
>>
>>"That’s not what I’m laughing at," he replied, "I’m a salesman for
>>Preparation H, so I’m still a hole behind you."

Here’s one just for laughs….rate please

A man, while playing on the front nine of a
complicated golf course, became
confused as to where he was on the course.
Looking around, he saw a lady playing ahead of
him. He walked up to her,
explained his confusion and asked her if she knew
what hole he was playing.

"I’m on the 7th hole," she replied, "and you are
a hole behind me. So you must
be on the 6th hole." He thanked her and went back
to his golf.

On the back nine, the same thing happened and he
approached her again with the
same request. "I’m on number 14, and you’re still
a hole behind, so you must be
on the 13th hole." Once again he thanked her and
returned to his play.

He finished his round and went to the clubhouse
where he saw the same lady
sitting at the end of the bar. He asked the
bartender if he knew the lady.

The bartender said that she was a sales lady and
played the course often.

He approached her and said, "Let me buy you a
drink in appreciation for your
help. I understand that you’re in the sales
profession.
I’m in sales also. What do you sell?"

"I’ll tell you, but you’re going to laugh," she
replied.

"No, I won’t."

"Well, if you must know," she answered, "I work
for Tampax."
With that, he laughed so hard he almost fell off
the bar stool. "See," she said.
"I knew you’d laugh!"

"That’s not what I’m laughing at," he replied,
"I’m a salesman for Preparation
H, so I’m still a hole behind you."

A man, while playing on the front nine of a
complicated golf course, became confused
as to where he was on the course. Looking
around, he saw a lady playing ahead of him.
He walked up to her, explained his confusion
and asked her if she knew what hole he was playing.

"I’m on the 7th hole," she replied, "and you are
a hole behind me. So you must be on the 6th hole."

He thanked her and went back to his golf ball.

On the back nine, the same thing happened and
he approached her again with the same request.

"I’m on number 14, and you’re still a hole
behind, so you must be on the 13th hole."

Once again he thanked her and returned to his play

He finished his round and went to the clubhouse
where he saw the same lady sitting at the end of
the bar. He asked the bartender if he knew the lady.

The bartender said that she was a sales lady and played the course often.

He approached her and said, "Let me buy you a
drink in appreciation for your help. I understand
that you’re in the sales profession. I’m in sales
also What do you sell?

I’ll tell you, but you’re going to laugh," she replied "No, I won’t."

Well, if you must know," she answered "I work for Tampax."

With that, he laughed so hard he nearly fell off the bar stool.

"See," she said. "I knew you’d laugh!"

That’s not what I’m laughing at," he replied,
"I’m a salesman for Preparation H, so I’m still a hole behind you."

A man, while playing on the front nine of a complicated golf course became confused as to where he was on the course.

Looking around, he saw a lady playing ahead of him. He walked up to her, explained his confusion and asked her if she knew what hole he was playing.

"I’m on the 7th hole," she replied, "and you are a hole behind me. So you must be on the 6th hole." He thanked her and went back to his golf.

On the back nine, the same thing happened and he approached her again with the same request. "I’m on number 14, and you’re still a hole behind, so you must be on the 13th hole."

Once again he thanked her and returned to his play. He finished his round and went to the clubhouse where he saw the same lady sitting at the end of the bar. He asked the bartender if he knew the lady. The bartender said that she was a sales lady and played the course often.

He approached her and said, "Let me buy you a drink in appreciation for your help. I understand that you’re in the sales profession. I’m in sales also. What do you sell?"

"I’ll tell you, but you’re going to laugh," she replied.

"No, I won’t", he replied.

‘Well, if you must know,’ she answered, ‘I work for Tampax.

With that, he laughed so hard he lost his balance and fell off the bar stool.

"See," she said. "I knew you’d laugh!"

"That’s not what I’m laughing at," he replied, "I’m a salesman for Preparation H, so I’m still a hole behind you."