A blind guy on a bar stool shouts to the bartender, "Wanna hear a blonde joke?"
In a hushed voice, the guy next to him says, "Before you tell that joke, you should know something."
Our bartender IS blonde, the bouncer is blonde. I’m a 6′ tall, 200 lb black belt. The guy sitting next to me is 6’2", weighs 225, and he’s a rugby player. The fella to your right is 6’5" pushing 300 and he’s a wrestler. Each one of US is blonde. Think about it, Mister. Do you still wanna tell that joke?"
The blind guy says, "Nah, not if I’m gonna have to explain it five times."
evryone but my older sister and dad is blond in my family… im a dirty blonde (but my IQ is 128)
I’m not against blondes, don’t worry

Ok so yesterday at school we where talking and one of my friends started showing off how rich he was. Then another person brought up my name and said that he passed my house the other day and was like "Dude why didnt you tell me you lived in that house? its a F8cking mansion!" so then another person said "yeah of course he would be living there his parents are rich as h3ll". so I thought they where kidding around but I think they where seriouse. Do you think I’m rich? I never really thought I was I guess I never really payed attention. I’m a very down to earth kid who never really looks at wealth as an important trait t anyone. I’m just going to list some stuff and you say if I sound rich. And no comments like "what a d0uch" or "Stop bragging you snob" becuase im not trying to brag I’m just wondering. But if you do say soemthing insulting i will remove your answer. So anway here goes. I’m 15 btw.
-I guess are house is pretty big its like 7.5k square feet or something so i guess its a little above average.
-It is built with bricks,lime stone,and glass so I guess that is a nice feature idk im not really that into houses. It is also on the highest mounten by us so it does have a great view. It also has 4 fire places that are very big and made out of brick and lime stone
-it has 8 bed rooms that are very open and view the mountains,a kitchen that that is really open too and has grlass walls,a bar room,a living room that is pretty nice and has high walls,2 offices that are nice too,a work out room,a game room with a fuz ball and pool table,and we have 4 bath rooms.
-My dad is very into cars so I did grow up with fancy cars.
-we had 2 porcshes,3 Jaguars,2 limos,1 corvet,3 lexus’s,a volvo,and a suburu (We didnt have them all at the same time and none of them where brand new most of them where vintage besides the porsches and limos)
-Right now my mom has a fairly new infiniti fx something and my dad has a fairly new lexus rx (I dont know how old im not good with cars)and a brand new forde but the lexus and infiniti are in amazing shape so most people think there 2011s
-We have 20 tvs in our house but only 4 are flat screens.
-The flat screens are in our living room,my room,my parents room,and our garage (Its kinda a flat screen i meen its like 12 years old but it was like the first flat screen that came out and its 62 inchs. The only reason we keep it is because it was very expensive it was like k.)
-my house is filled with antiques and expensive furniture.
-it doesnt have that much technology
-my dad has just a basic flip phone (hes not that into computers,phones,ipods and stuff"
-my mom has the new smart phone
-i have a regular flip phone but im getting either the droid or iphone for gradutation
-I have a flat screen computer thats fairly new (1-2 years)
-I have an xbox 360 elite (I dont play video games that much)
-a wii
-a psp
-a ds lite (I dont play it anymore)
-I am very into fashion and clothes (No im not gay)
- I have clothes mostly from Abercrombie,A&E,lord and taylor,macys,blooming dales,hollister,zumiez,DC,aeropostal,Empire,ucko,and hawk
-I have 2 dc shoes,1 pair of vans shoes,bostonian dress shoes,1 pair of wrestling shoes,2 pairs of nike running shoes,and 2 pairs of nike basket ball shoes
-10 bottles of colone from new west,hollister,red for men,pasha de cartier,and joop
-My mom has a brand new mac
-Are kitchen has all stuff thats stainless steal made from GE profile(refrigerators,ovens,dish washer,microwaves,and barbaques)
-I have an ipod touch (the older version)
-My room is pretty big
-it over looks the mountains and it has two closets
-I have vintage furniture
-a bed with cool compartments
-a sound master stereo system
-an ihome
-a blue tooth
-My dad said if i dont take drugs or drink until im 22 he will buy me a porsche (vintage but i prefer that because i like classic cars) because to him taking drugs and drinking is like the worse thing ever
-i go to a private school
-i have a nautica skiing out fit
-for my B-day I got a nba bakset ball quart
-I have a tutor thats a week
-a trainer thats a weak
-i get my hair cut for

Sorry if it seemed braggish its really hard to list random stuff and then try to make it sound humble but i tryed my hardest so no comments because i wont put up with it. I’ll report you too if you act like a d0uch so i juest want a simple answer if i sound rich or not and explain why. sorry for spelling errors ill be honest im bad with that but im trying to work on that so dont say comments about that either.

As of today 1-8-11 no murder charges have been filed against Dad or step mom, although step mom is in jail on obstruction

I was born down under,

What a mark upon my poor soul.

It seems from the beginning ,

Life was a thunderous hole!

Fate or the devil brought me to America,

To be beaten for my poor disabilities,

On September 25 I saw beautiul things

In the furniture store.

Was henceforth beaten to death

Had three counties searching for my bones

Adam was out spreading his lies

Stepmom was behind bars sprewing forth

Her venom.

I speak beyond the chopped bones,

And beg North Carolina for justice

I loved this state and pray

Truth and justice will prevail,

In this glorious state that always seeks,

Honor,Truth, and Justice

Be an American and a seeker of justice

I live in Idaho, but in a city in a subdivision. i am remodeling a home with my dad, and he wants to put wood siding on the house, and make the exterior rustic looking. i personally feel that that would be out of place because we live on a cul de sac, and that if anything we should just paint the siding. the siding is in monderate shape, nothing that demands change now, but it is a little cookie cutter. i am consurnd (sp?) that wood siding is going to be unappealing to most people, and that it wont fit with the rest of the house. the interior is modern, with stanlees appliances, bamboo floors ets. any advice is greatly appreciated, thanks!

i had this dream about just a regular day and it happen! i knew hese ppl were goinging to be wearing the wrong jersey for my soccer game, that my teacher was gonna yell at me to take my feet off this chair and that my dad was going to by me a dove chocolate bar and it all happend. everytime i just start randomly thinking of something out of the blue it like happens. ITs weird. WHY IS THIS HAPPENING!
what do you meen that i am bringing things into existance???????

We are having an outdoor rustic-like wedding at my dad’s place in October. Other than the usual chairs does anyone have any cute ideas for seating during the ceremony? If you do please tell me were I might find these types of seats . thanks!

I don’t know what to do. I live with my mom, and my parents got divorced about 2 years ago. She has a really good job and I basically get whatever I want. I know I’m kind of spoiled, but my mom says I deserve it. So I have a good life here. But, my mom is drunk every night. She started going to AA meetings for a few weeks but then me and my bro found out she was really just going to the bar that whole time, and when we accused her of drinking, she said she was just tired, not drunk. (Thats the main reason I want to leave) Honestly, she’s only slobber in the morning before work, and right after work until she starts drinking. When she starts drinking, she starts acting like a total b****. But, if I move in with my dad, I’d miss my sister and friends and my dog. My bros moving in with his dad(we have different dads), so I wouldnt see him anyway. My dad doesn’t have a job, but he’s living with my grandma and he’s pretty stable. He rarely drinks(the last time he drank was at bachelor party, 2 months ago.) He’s trying to get a job, too. I haven’t seem him for 2 years. My dad’s bipolar and he acts… well, weird if he doesnt take medication(lol i have a messed up family) but, he takes his medicine every day and hes happy. my moms always stressed and drowns herself in alcohol, but my dad still isnt all perfect. hes living with my grandma, and shes kind of mean. i wouldnt want to live with her. my mom drinks soo much, and i cry myself to sleep most of the time. I honestly want to live with my dad, but is that just because I havent seen him for 2 years and miss him, and if i move in with him will i regret it and move back? my mom said once i move there, im not coming back except for visits. what should i do? move in with my dad, or stay with my mom?

and another thing, if i move in with my dad, ill lose a lot of things. ill have to get all new furniture because im going over train and ill only bring things thatll fit in suitcases. oh, and my mom is soooooo nice and sweet and loving when shes not drinking, and whens shes like that(which is rare) i forget all about me hating her and smile and say im sorry for everything, and then she goes right back to drinking. i love both of them what do i do?
I barely get to see my dog anyway. And my grandmas not mean, she just gets mad easily.

Right we live in the uk..

My sister is 17, she has admitted to me she has had sex with 9 guys so far one to which is a second cousin, and done other things with others, she is currently dating well he is a very nice guy actually he is 22, he does have 2 children.

She is trying to get pregnant by having unprotected sex with her bf regulaly. i even caught her googling on what helps to you get pregnant quicker ect..

She has been having tattoos, she now has nine in total, including her new boyfriends name.

She is getting into fights with people, she and her cousin came to fist fighting in the middle of the street, she got into a fight with her great aunt also and her second cousin.

Today we have had the police round to tell her she is basically going to be arrested for an asault she did about a month ago. She has already been arrested once for assault.

She is drinking way to much she goes out on a weekend and gets paraletic drunk, last friday she got so bad she was fallin over she banged her head on a metal chair, she got into a fight in the bar, she got thrown out, she went to a differant club and carried on drinking…. then leaving the club got into an argument with her cousin again but the police stopped it…

my mom is moving soon with my brother and my sister can’t go as the place my mom is going is too small and too far away, she cant live with me i have no room i have my own kids and life, as for her dad she has fell out with him because he has taken the familys side instead of his own daughters, she hasnt heard anything from him since she beat him up…(yes she did)…!!

Her ex boyfriend is also causin her trouble she found out he was a smackhead and she left him so he has given her nothing but abuse, so she is going mad she spray painted his house ect she is adamant she is going to hit him when she sees him!!

We aren’t sure what to do or say as nothing works anymore. she has an appointment in december with a pyciatrist (Sorry i cant spell it lol..)

Any advice would be great??? thanks

When I got out of the shower, the smoke detector turned On, so i left it beeping for a min. Then I got my stool and I fanned it to turn of the sound, so it turned off. Then 2secs later it turned one again. Then i fanned it again. Then 2secs later it turned back on. So i left it beeping, then the beep got louder, then it stopped on it’s own, then turned on again. But the weird is, that the beeping was odd. It didn’t just go beep beep beep beep beep. It started making weird beeping noises like if it was doing Morse Code. The beeping was in a strange pattern, like a Morse Code would be.

Also my house lights keep turning off. It turned off one time. My dad went to go fix it in the backyard in the light box. Then days later, it turned off again… Then a few days later it turned off around 1 am, then a day later it turned off around 1 am again, then today it turned off around 2:30 am.? The light fuse in the light box keeps burning out?? My dad thinks it’s to many thinks connected by putting a heater, but the problem is there’s no heater connected in the living room? so my grandpa is left confused cause of that. So right now we are all putting out theorys and are left confused? My house has one kitchen, one bathroom, 3 rooms, living room and hallway. My room is the only one that works. Except for my lights. My lights are off now. Everything in the house does not work cause of the fuse, but the strange thing is my computer works, my heater works and my tv works. Except for my lights. Everything else in the house does not work, tv, lights, fridge, phone..etc. just my tv, my comp and my heater.????

My dad thinks a Ghost was messing with the smoke detector cause he said smoke detectors don’t make morse code sound patterns. And he thinks a ghost was sending me a message. And the light fuses burning out is freaking me out? Cause the thing is the stuff that is connected in my room are the only working thing, except lights.

by the way, we lived in the hosue since i think the 70′s or 60′s. I myself is 22yrs old and have lived in here for 20yrs or 22yrs. Practically my whole life… Yes. My father and grandfather and cousins had experience ghost back in the 90′s…? Well at least i think they did, but since then, we had never experienced anything else. 1 time around the 2000′s. But that was so long time ago and since then non of us experienced anything…?? If my house is haunted did it come back? if so how? Cause all i know is that i’m a former christian and i wasn’t freaked out about the thought of this, and now I am. I’ve been obsessed with horror movies, and music that revolves around zombies, demons..etc. and on the web i’m always looking at horror stuff, including horror stuff on myspace, and facebook and gory pictures and stuff, and i keep photoshopping celebs into zombies, demons..etc. So if this is a huanting does it have to do with anything i’m doing? No, there’s no ouija board involved
My great grandpa (He’s salvadorian) He knew morse code
yes my phone doesn’t work and my internet does work.

I know this kid. he’s 8 years old. he and his sisters are home schooled so he doesn’t have any other kids his age for his parents to compare him to. there are no teachers to point out that maybe your kid is a little different. he doesn’t play any sports either. all the kids at his church close to his age are girls so his family thinks his strange behavior is just because he’s a boy (he the only son they have as well). i have known these people for a long time so when i see him i realize that something isn’t quite right. his family is with him ALL THE TIME and so they would never really notice it.

I don’t know much about autism but I do know that it differs in ever kid. I"m thinking maybe he has a slight case of autism or whatever. everything i’v read about it and the 3 other kids i know that have autism seem to act like this kid.

here are some examples of the way he acts. maybe you could tell me if you think he has some troubles or if it’s jsut me.

he has good days and bad days. sometimes he acts great and normal other times he acts almost uncontrollable.

AGE 7-one time he was not done eating dinner and was sitting at the table still finishing after his family dispersed. he picked up a napkin and put it on top of a candle (he later said he didn’t think it would catch on fire). the napkin caught on fire and he dropped it to the ground. luckily his mom saw the whole thing.

AGE 8- he literally HUNG from a cork board i have on the wall in my room. he hung on it like a kid would hang on monkey bars.

AGE 8 – (same day as the above example) he got his shoe lace stuck in my brothers bike. don’t ask how that happened i have no idea!!

AGE 8- again the same day- my dad is funny about his cars. he has two nice cars he doesn’t want anything happening to. he NEVER lest us ride our bikes around his cars. Andrew (that’s the kids name) knows that. I had to tell him multaple times that day not to ride his bike around the cars. he would listen for about 10 min then come back and do the same thing i would tell him and he would act like he was hearing it for the first time.

AGE 7- he called my name over and over just to put his hand on one of my hockey trophy and pose like they guy on the trophy. he knows i dont’ like him touching them.

AGE 5-present- every time he is at my house i have to tell him about 3 times to stop jumping/bouncing on my bead!

AGE 4-present- he’s winy! he wines all the time!! and cries when he doesn’t get his way often. i wouldn’t think anythign of it except for the fact that he’s 8!!

AGE 3-8- he’s spaces out often

AGE4-present- he has imaginary friends! i woudn’t think anything of it except that he’s 8 now…

FOREVER- he’s EXTREMELY creative!! with things like legos, drawings, playdoah, his toys, and has a great little imagination.

ALWAYS- he’s really forgetfull!! he can never remember to do his chores or clean his room. stuff like that

RECENTLY started climbing on our furniture when he’s at our house. (like the backs of couches) that may jsut be a boy thing my 11 yr old brother stil does it

AGE 6- when their cat was a kitten he would torment it. example: pulling his ears and tail. and would literally THROW the poor cat. he would also jump our and scare it

FOREVER- he struggles in school (remember he’s home schooled) he spaces our and jsut has trouble learning.

FOREVER- his room is ALWAYS a messs. AND I MEAN A MESS!!!!!

i dont’ want anybody to think i’m complaining about this kid! i love him like a little brother. i jsut feel like there’s something not quite right with him. it’s not my position or my parents position to say somthing to his parents unless we are posative.

what do you think? do you think there’s somthing up with him or do you think it’sjust me???

thanks guys

carly

Okay I know this is going to sound dumb and you might think I sound crazy but I swear it’s true! So earlier I was working out in my basement and I got off the treadmill and walked over and started lifting weights. Well in my basement we have this spinning bar stool chair and when I was on the treadmill it was facing like in b/w the treadmill and the bike. While I was lifting weights I looked over and I swear the chair moved (like was swirled around facing me) and I thought maybe I was imagining things so I stared at it seeing if it would move and it moved a tiny bit! I got so scared and went upstairs and told my dad but he said yeah right I’m probably imagining things, but I swear it moved! Do you think it could be a ghost? Or my grandma (she passed away about 5 months ago)?

starting at birth i’m the youngest of 3 and i was also the "mistake" child my siblings are 14 and 10 years older than me my dad smoked and drunk and was 49 when i was born and my mom was 33

3 years old is as far back as i can remember first of all i lived in the same house from birth all the way to 13 and it was a last minute whim because they had to move for more space for me and they had a really nice place and the day before they moved the landlord made my dad give the keys back because he heard around the neighbor hood my dad was a drug dealer but that was his best friend not him so my dad’s friend fixed a house up in two weeks the house had no installation in the walls was bug infested had mold all over it one outlet in each room and was very unhealthy and to top if off my dad smoked in the house so the walls where tinted yellow my dad slept on the couch i shared a room with my mom until i was six because we only had 3 small bedrooms and when my sister moved out my mom took her room my brother got the biggest room and i was stuffed in the smallest corner room i remember eating peanut butter and jelly and kool aid for lunch every day until i was about 5 or 6 when i was 7 and 8 my parents where always at work so i had to tag around with my brother who would play basket ball at the park with his friend till like 10 o clock and always told me i was to little to play then when i was 5-7 my mom was in and out of the hospital and my dad raised us in that time and he was an acholac so when we were waking up for school he was just getting home from the bar when i was 7 my dad told my mom that he didn’t want us talking to my sister any more becuase her new boyfriend was a recoved fellon and he heard alot of rumors about him (he was really a nice guy) so my mom would take me and we would have to sneek around to see her and my dad had his friends all around the neigbor hood watching and he heard that he moved in with her so he made my mom walk with him one time at like midnight to see if his car was there and another time i went with him and he told me we were going out to get breakfast then my dad later died when i was 9 and my brother was pissed and him and my mom fought almost every day and she kicked him out one night and the cops brung him home and my mom told them he wasn’t wlecomed here so he had to go to my sisters for the night then when he was 20 our mom got a boyfriend and when my brother was 21 she kicked him out so her boyfriend could move in and my brother had to go to my aunts and i was moved out the big room to the corner room again but now it was smaller because my brother had his stuff in the closet and i didnt even have a dresser i just had a shelf with my clothes on it and i was always finding bug in my room we also lived in a high crime neigbor hood and i remember we use to put plastic over our windows that where cracked and repared with duck tape even thow i didnt care i never got a gift i wanted or a card or any thing and my parents couldn’t even afford coats for us and we never had a matching furniture set or cable and almost every thing in our house was from off the curb and i was offen bored because even though i had older siblings they where gone and why would they want to play with some one so much youger

IS IN HIGH SCHOOL HIS GIRL FRIEND AND HER YOUNGER SON. THE DAD WAS SHOT AND KILLED. ONE DAY THE MOM GOES SHOPPING WITH THE YOUNGER SON AND HE IS IN A SOCCER UNIFORM AND HE IS BOUNCING A SOCCER BALL SHE KEEPS TELLING HIM TO STOP. THE MOM SEE A ANOTHER PERTO RICAN WOMEN AND SUDDENLY BECOME FRIGHTEN SHE GRABS HER SON AND PUTS HIM IN FRONT OF HER. SHE BEGINS TO TRY AND HIDE FROM THE WOMEN. BUT THE WOMEN CALL OUT HER NAME. THE MOM STOP THEY BEGIN TO TALK ABOUT HOW LONG ITS BEEN SINCE THEY SEEN EACH OTHER. THE OTHER WOMEN ASK THE MOM FOR HER NUMBER THE MOM LOOKS LIKE SHE DOESN’T WANT TO GIVE IT TO HER BUT DOES SO ANYWAY. THE MOM AND SON GET IN LINE THEN RUSH OUT THE STORE HOME. WHEN THEY GET HOME THE MOM TELLS THE OLDER SON THAT THEY HAVE TO LEAVE BECAUSE THEY HAVE BEEN SPOTTED. THE SON IS CONFUSED AND IS LIKE SPOTTED WHAT DO YOU MEAN SPOTTED. THE MOM GOES DOWN STARIS AND TO A BIG SAFE AND BEGINS TO TURN THE DIAL TO UNLOCK IT. THE SON THEN SAYS " I’ve BEEN TRYING TO GET INTO THAT SAFE FOR YEARS" THEY MOM SAY " I KNOW IT’S YOUR BIRTHDAY" WHEN THE SAFE IS OPEN THE MOM PULLS OUT A GUN. THE BOY SAYS " MOM IS THAT A GUN. WHAT ARE YOU DOING WIT A GUN" THE MOM ASK THE SON IF HE IS GOING TO LEAVE WITH HER AND HIS YOUNGER BROTHER. HE TELLS HER KNOW. THAT HE IS NOT LEAVEING EVERYTHING BEHIND THAT HE NOT LEAVEING SCHOOL EITHER. THE MOM THEN OPENS THE SAFE ALL THE WAY AND THIERE IS ALL TYPES OF GUNS. THE SON SAYS WHAT IS ALL THIS MOM. PLASE TELL ME. THE MOM ASK HIM ONE MORE TIME ARE YOU GOING. HE SAY NO. THE MOM THEN SITS A GUN AND ONE CLIP ON A STOOL AND WALKS UP OUT THE BASMNET GRABS HER SON AND OUT THE HOUSE.

SO NOW IT’S JUST THE OLDER SON AND HIS GIRLFRINED THEY ARE EATING PIZZA AND WATCHING DIMONES GAME ON TV. THE BOY NOTICE THAT A BLACK CAR PULLED UP OUTSIDE HE TELLS HIS GIRLFRIEND TO GO INTO THE KITCHEN SHE DOES. HE CUTS OFF ALL THE LIGHTS. THERE IS A KNOCK ON THE DOOR HE GRBS A KNIFE THE KNOCKE STOP. HE AND HIS GIRLFRIEND GO DOWNSTARIS IN THE BASMENT. THE PEOPLE AT THE DOOR TURN OUT TO BE A LATINO WOMEN AND MAN WITH GUNS. THEY WALK AROUND THE HOUSE AND SHE THAT NO ONE IS THERE THE MAN THEN SAY’S IN SPANISH THAT MAYBE NO ONE IS HERE THE WOMEN LIFTS UP A BOX OF PIZZA AND SAYS YES THERE IS THE PIZZA IS SITLL HOT. THEY THEN GO DOWN STARIS TO THE BASMENT. THE BOY GRABS A GUN HIS GIRLFRINED ASK WERE DID YOU GET THE GUN HE TELLS HER FORM HIM MOM SHE THEN SAYS UR MOM GAVE YOU A GUN. HE GIVES HER THE TWO KNIFES AND TELL HER TO STAY UP UNDER THE STARI CASE. THE MAN AND THE WOMEN FIND OUT THAT THERE ARE PEOPLE DOWN THERE AND SATRT TO SHOOT AT THE BOY THE BOY SHOOTS BACK AND HITS THE MAN. THE WOMEN THEN BEGAINS TO DRAG THE MAN BACK TO THERE CAR THEY BOY FALLOWS THE WHOLE TIMEWITH THE GUN POINTED AT THEM. THE BOY IS TO SCARED TO SHOT AND THE MAN AND WOME DRIVE AWAY. THE NEXT DAY THE SON ASK THE MOM WHATS THIS ALL ABOUT WHY ARE THEY AFTER US. THE MOM TELL THE SON THAT THERE DAD WAS A DRUG DEALER AND HE OWS SOME MAN MONEY AND THAT MAN BEEN AFTER IT FOR 20 YEARS.
* THE LAST PART I SAW** IS WHEN THE BOY FLIES TO PERTO RICO LOOKING FOR THE MAN THAT IS AFTER HIM. HE GOES TO A CLUB AND TALK TO THIS MAN.( HE’S A RAPPER IN REAL LIFE) THE MAN TELLS THE BOY TO HAVE A DRINK THE BOY TELLS HIM I DNT DRINK THE MAN TELLS HIM WHEN UR WITH ME U DRINK. HEY BEGANIN TO TALK AND THE MAN ASK THE BOY HOW HE LEANRN SPAINSH SO GOOD THE BOY SAYS IM PERTO RICAN THE MAN THEN SAYS YES BUT MOST PERTO RICNAS FORM NEW YORK SPANISH IS SHITTY. THE MAN THEN TAKE THE BOY BACK TO SEE THE MAN THAT WHATS HIS MOM DEAD. THE BOY TELLS THE MAN WHO HE IS THE MAN SAYS I DNT BELIVE IT. HE SAYS I WOULD ASK YOU TO SIT BUT AS YOU SEE THERE IS ONLY ONE CHAIR AND ITS FOR ME. THEY\ BOY ASK HIM WHY HE WONT LEAVE HIS FAMILY ALONE, WHAT DOES HE WNAT FORM THEM. HE SAYS MONEY. THE BOY SAYS WELL I PAY YOU BACK THE MAN SAYS YOU CAN PAY BACK 2 MILLION DOLLARS. THE BOY ASK MAYBE WE CAN MAKE A DEAL. THE MAN SYAS YOU DON’T WANT TO MAKE A DEAL WITH ME. WHY DONT YOU SEND YOU MOM HERE AND MAYBE WE CAN WORK SOMETHING OUT. THEN THE MAN GETS TO MEN TO BEAT THE BOY UP. THE BO ENDS UP BACK IN HIS HOTEL ROOM. HIS GIRLFRIEND CALL AND TELL HIM SHE BEEN CALLING HIM AND ASK IF HE IS OK. HE TELLS HER YEAH.

THIS MOIVE FROM WHT I SAW IS REALLY GOOD AND I WNAT TO SEE IT FORM THE BEGANING AND TO SHE THE REST AND YOU PLEASE TELLME THE NAME OF IT THANKS

We always listen to the song Mountain Music by Alabama on the way down to the beach. When we get down to the beach, before we go to the house, we go to a junk store like eagles and buy cheap bathing suits and towels and floats and me and my sister sneak into a hotel and go swimming while my mom and my dad would go to this little bar called Sams. My sister, my mom and i get those little beach chairs and go to the ocean and "ride the chairs" we set them in the ocean and its like surfing. Anyway, do you have any traditions like that?

I sure do.

No one was ever required to make a donation to the Republican party to have dinner with George W. Bush. In fact, anyone could just saunter into the White House, pull up a chair, and chow down on some Texas bar-b-q and corn on the cob, right next to the President, every single night of the week.

In fact, I remember when I was sitting between George and Laura one night. "George," I asked–I always called him George–"Why did we go to war in Iraq?"

He put down a piece of bar-b-q chicken, wiped some sauce off his mouth, and said, "Well, at the time I thought it was the right thing to do. How was I supposed to know it would wind up taking so long? It only took my dad four days in Iraq, so I figured it would take us about the same time."

Then he took a swig of Lone Star and resumed his meal.

Boy, those were the good old days. Not like today, huh? Obama actually expects people to PAY to have a meal with him. He is such an evil, evil, man. Not like that good guy George W. Bush.

Ah, how I long for the good ol’ days before January 20, 2009!