The place is in need of so much work.
Such as;
New doors. Tile for the kitchen and bathroom. Granite counter tops. Stainless Steel appliances. Finished wood flooring and I also want to turn my over-sized bedroom into a living room, and my tiny living room into a bedroom. Not to mention the fact that I have no furniture. Can an interior designer come in and take care of all of those things for me on a limited budget of under ,000?

I do it 3-5 times a week. I especially love the nice vacuum lines for some reason. do you have a routine or a specific order when you clean? i always clean the kitchen, the dishes, then the counters (then the cabinets/doors/walls if its that time – like once a week) then the floors.. then the dining room, then living room, then the bathrooms, then the bedroom, then the porch if needed, then i febreeze the furniture and then vacuum. i like my house clean. i think it spawns from growing up with 5 filthy dirty disgusting boys.

I have 1 1/2 acre. Want a gated entrance, circular drive way,doble doors front entrance with pilars; the house to wrap around the pool, so it could be seen from all the rooms (3B/3B)family room, laundry room, kitchen. The pool area will have palm trees, hamacs, an outside kitchen and BBQ pit, pool with jacuzzi, and a wet bar; I love that bring the outside in feeling. Any idea where to find blue prints, or books and pictures.??

My husband and I are going through a divorce. He told me last night he would like to grab me by the head and throw me down the hall against the wall, just so peple won’t hate me for wanting a divorce. This is what he would like to do "for" me. so people don’t hate me. But he can’t do it with a clear head, but maybe if he gets drunk enough he can "help me out"

This is our second go around. I eft him 2 years ago because he was negligent as in he was never home, never put his money from his job in the bank for bills, at the bar all the time, when I did confront him about this he would get violent – not hit me but throw furniture, rip doors off the wall. THen we got back together because he threatened to kill himeself, he was doing all the same crap and I told him it wasn’t working out and he got a gun out and was waiving it around.

He has made some positive changes but after all that and other crap, I am not in love with him anymore and I want out, but now I’m scared what he may do

what color do you think is best? The walls are off white in all rooms. the doors are white. the curtains are bedge and little bit of brown. furniture are bedge and brown. my favorite color is white. my friend says, if I paint the cabinets white the place looks like a ghost home. what color do you think is best?

In my sims buisness the enviroment bar goes to red everywear but in the kitchen and i don;t know why.
Dont tell me its the furniture or lighting because its not. ive been told that and there is an appropriate amount of furniture, paintings and lighting. there is no garbage around, everything is clean the floors and walls are all good. the doors are all close, there are windows and theres a roof. also, the gardening is all done. there is no reason, and im frustrated. ive searched every possibility and nothing. they are just miserable and i dont know why. dont give me a dumb answer please, dont mention any of the things i have already tried, im not retarded.

Does anyone know of a good web site that will aid me in the layout and design process? I am having problems because doors are in wierd places, and I have a huge ugly brick fireplace that is going to have to be covered. I am hoping that there is a website where I can punch in the deminsions of the room and move things around like cabinets, sink, furniture etc. Is there anything like that? Maybe a program I could purchase. Thanks!

An old man was dying. He was terribly sick. As he lay on his death bed alone, he was so confused he didn’t even know if he was alive or dead. Suddenly, he smelled something sweet and delicious coming from the kitchen. He was very weak, but it smelled so wonderfull that he slowly made his way down the stairs to the kitchen.
He opened the doors, and he still wasn’t sure if he was dead or alive, but whatever he was, it was as if he was in heaven! The room was filled with his wife’s famous chocolate chip cookies, and there she was, baking in her apron, humming. The man was filled with joy! Slowly he reached out his hand to take one. As soon as he did his wife slapped him on the hand and snapped, "Don’t touch those! They’re for the funeral."

A preschooler returned from his first school day. As he walked in his mom recieved a call from the principal. "Your son is having some problems understanding the different sexes, you should talk to him." The woman said "Okay, I’ll speak with him" and hung up. She then said "Timmy! Would you come here?" He obeyed and sat next to her on the living room couch. "Now, I want you to take off mommy’s shirt" She said
and he did.
"Now take off mommy’s pants"
and he did
"Now take off mommy’s panties"
and he did
"Now take off mommy’s bra"
and he did
"Now, I don’t ever want you to wear my clothes to school again!"

A man was driving home one evening and realized that it was his daughter’s birthday and he hadn’t bought her a present.
He drove to the mall and ran to the toy store and he asked the store manager, "How much is that new Barbie in the window?"
The Manager replied, "Which one? We have
‘Barbie goes to the gym’ for .95,
‘Barbie goes to the Ball’ for .95,
‘Barbie goes shopping’ for .95,
‘Barbie goes to the beach’ for .95,
‘Barbie goes to the Nightclub’ for .95 and
‘Divorced Barbie’ for 5.00"
"Why is the Divorced Barbie 5.00 when all the others are .95?, the father asked.
The store manager replied: "Divorced Barbie comes with Ken’s car, Ken’s house, Ken’s boat, Ken’s dog, Ken’s cat, Ken’s furniture and all of Ken’s savings."

A Chinese man walked into a bar and saw Stephen Spielberg sitting in there. He walked up to him and said "Wow! I love your films, can I have your autograph??" Stephen Spielberg slaps him on the face and says "How dare you people blow up pearl harbor!"
The man stared at him, puzzled and said "It was not the chinese but the Japanese who did that."
Stephen says "Chinese, Japanese, Vietnamese you’re all the same!!"
The Chinese man in turn slaps him back and says "How dare you sink the Titanic, my ancestors were on that ship!!" He responds "It wasn’t me, it was an iceberg that sank the titanic."
"Iceberg, Spielberg, Carlsberg you’re all the same!"

I just bought an old house a year ago. The guy I bought it from repainted the cabinets in white(the trim) and beige (the doors). I am ready to pain my kitchen and cabinets, I’d like to give them an old "green, black/brown" kindda rustic look, but I just don’t know where to start or how to do it. HELP PLEASE!!

I am putting new doors on solid oak frame kitchen cabinets.The new doors are unfinished solid oak.The frames and sides are about 10 years old, and have been stained once.The current color is a miniwax provincial.I am sanding the frame and preparing it for the new doors.The miniwax cherry stain I have tried so far doesn’t give me the color and depth I am looking for.What is the best brand of stain to give a rich furniture grade color and smoothness on the cabinets and where can I buy it?Cost really doesn’t matter.I just want a great rich looking finish in a medium cherry tone when finished.

Greetings – I am hoping you can help or point me in the right direction. I am seeking information on my grandmother’s entertainment center. I am not sure what to call it or how to research it properly. I am looking to sell it and would like to know more about it and what to list it for.

I believe it was purchased in late 50s/early 60s. The piece has an electric fireplace, two huge doors that open to expose record player, 8-track, AM/FM stereo, pull-out bar, mirrored lit back, and glass shelving. Sides of piece have shelving and crystal lights — about 7′ tall on marble stone bottom. Speakers are covered in red velvet. Everything is in clean, working condition. I have several pictures, including these:

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Thank you for any help!

House is 90yrs.,roof and eavs need replaced or repared,floor in bathroom repaired with all new stool sink and shower,floors need recovered painting thrugout all rooms,kitchen needs upgraded, some doors replaced, the front of house needs closed on wirh new door and one new window,some structure needs addressed soneone who knows what they are looking at and can map out how to get wepairs done,in which order and calcuate the cost of supplies and laber a laught of we need done can be done by use but things that require a licence and warentee need a contractor. Where do I start and in which order do I get it done.

bought an inexpensive cabinet with top & 2 doors. want to install a top with an overhang for bar stools. don’t know what to have made or use to make a top…ideas??