I have just taken in a new cat who is a year and a half old and at first she seemed fine but tonight she has had blood in her stool, this was not just a little bit of blood it was quite a bit, so i changed the litter tray and have seperated her from my other 2 cats until i can get her to the vets tomorrow, i just went in to check on in the kitchen and i found a small pool of blood on the floor about the size of a golf ball from looks like it has come from her bum as she has a bit of blood there still. Does anyone have any ideas on what this could be? as i am really worried.




Always behind……..?

>>A man, while playing on the front nine of a complicated golf
>>course, became confused as to where he was on the course.
>>Looking around, he saw a lady playing ahead of him.
>>He walked up to her, explained his confusion
>>and asked her if she knew what hole he was playing.
>>
>>"I’m on the 7th hole," she replied, "and you are a hole behind me.
>>So you must be on the 6th hole."
>>
>>He thanked her and went back to his golf ball.
>>
>>On the back nine, the same thing happened and he approached her
>>again with the same request.
>>
>>"I’m on number 14, and you’re still a hole behind, so you must be
>>on the 13th hole."
>>
>>Once again he thanked her and returned to his play.
>>
>>He finished his round and went to the clubhouse where he saw the
>>same lady sitting at the end of the bar.
>>He asked the bartender if he knew the lady.
>>
>>The bartender said that she was a sales lady and played the course
>>often.
>>
>>He approached her and said, "Let me buy you a drink in appreciation
>>for your help.
>>I understand that you’re in the sales profession.
>>I’m in sales also.
>>What do you sell?"
>>
>>"I’ll tell you, but you’re going to laugh," she replied.
>>
>>"No, I won’t."
>>
>>"Well, if you must know," she answered, "I work for Tampax."
>>
>>With that, he laughed so hard he almost fell off the bar stool.
>>
>>"See," she said. "I knew you’d laugh!"
>>
>>"That’s not what I’m laughing at," he replied, "I’m a salesman for
>>Preparation H, so I’m still a hole behind you."
>




Joke ~always behind~?

>>A man, while playing on the front nine of a complicated golf
>>course, became confused as to where he was on the course.
>>Looking around, he saw a lady playing ahead of him.
>>He walked up to her, explained his confusion
>>and asked her if she knew what hole he was playing.
>>
>>"I’m on the 7th hole," she replied, "and you are a hole behind me.
>>So you must be on the 6th hole."
>>
>>He thanked her and went back to his golf ball.
>>
>>On the back nine, the same thing happened and he approached her
>>again with the same request.
>>
>>"I’m on number 14, and you’re still a hole behind, so you must be
>>on the 13th hole."
>>
>>Once again he thanked her and returned to his play.
>>
>>He finished his round and went to the clubhouse where he saw the
>>same lady sitting at the end of the bar.
>>He asked the bartender if he knew the lady.
>>
>>The bartender said that she was a sales lady and played the course
>>often.
>>
>>He approached her and said, "Let me buy you a drink in appreciation
>>for your help.
>>I understand that you’re in the sales profession.
>>I’m in sales also.
>>What do you sell?"
>>
>>"I’ll tell you, but you’re going to laugh," she replied.
>>
>>"No, I won’t."
>>
>>"Well, if you must know," she answered, "I work for Tampax."
>>
>>With that, he laughed so hard he almost fell off the bar stool.
>>
>>"See," she said. "I knew you’d laugh!"
>>
>>"That’s not what I’m laughing at," he replied, "I’m a salesman for
>>Preparation H, so I’m still a hole behind you."




A man, while playing on the front nine of a
complicated golf course, became confused
as to where he was on the course. Looking
around, he saw a lady playing ahead of him.
He walked up to her, explained his confusion
and asked her if she knew what hole he was playing.

"I’m on the 7th hole," she replied, "and you are
a hole behind me. So you must be on the 6th hole."

He thanked her and went back to his golf ball.

On the back nine, the same thing happened and
he approached her again with the same request.

"I’m on number 14, and you’re still a hole
behind, so you must be on the 13th hole."

Once again he thanked her and returned to his play

He finished his round and went to the clubhouse
where he saw the same lady sitting at the end of
the bar. He asked the bartender if he knew the lady.

The bartender said that she was a sales lady and played the course often.

He approached her and said, "Let me buy you a
drink in appreciation for your help. I understand
that you’re in the sales profession. I’m in sales
also What do you sell?

I’ll tell you, but you’re going to laugh," she replied "No, I won’t."

Well, if you must know," she answered "I work for Tampax."

With that, he laughed so hard he nearly fell off the bar stool.

"See," she said. "I knew you’d laugh!"

That’s not what I’m laughing at," he replied,
"I’m a salesman for Preparation H, so I’m still a hole behind you."




  
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