> A man, while playing on the front nine of a
> complicated golf course
>
>
> became confused as to where he was on the course.
> Looking around, he saw
> a lady playing ahead of him.
>
> He walked up to her, explained his confusion and asked her
> if she knew
> what hole he was playing. ‘I’m on the 7th
> hole,’ she replied, ‘and you
> are a hole behind me. So you must be on the 6th hole.’
>
> He thanked her and went back to his golf.
>
> On the back nine, the same thing happened and he approached
> her again
> with the same request.
>
> ‘I’m on number 14, and you’re still a hole
> behind, so you must be on the
> 13th hole.’
>
>
>
>
>
> Once again he thanked her and returned to his play.
>
> He finished his round and went to the clubhouse where he
> saw the same
> lady sitting at the end of the bar. He asked the bartender
> if he knew
> the lady. The bartender said that she was a sales lady and
> played the
> course often.
>
> He approached her and said, ‘Let me buy you a drink in
> appreciation for
> your help. I understand that you’re in the sales
> profession. I’m in
> sales also. What do you sell?’
>
> ‘I’ll tell you, but you’re going to laugh,’
> she replied.
>
> ‘No, I won’t.’
>
> ‘Well, if you must know,’ she answered, ‘I work
> for Tampax.’
>
> With that, he laughed so hard he lost his balance and fell
> off the bar
> stool.
>
> ‘See,’ she said. ‘I knew you’d laugh!’
>
> ‘That’s not what I’m laughing at,’ he
> replied, ‘I’m a salesman for
> Preparation H, so I’m still a hole behind you.’

>>A man, while playing on the front nine of a complicated golf
>>course, became confused as to where he was on the course.
>>Looking around, he saw a lady playing ahead of him.
>>He walked up to her, explained his confusion
>>and asked her if she knew what hole he was playing.
>>
>>"I’m on the 7th hole," she replied, "and you are a hole behind me.
>>So you must be on the 6th hole."
>>
>>He thanked her and went back to his golf ball.
>>
>>On the back nine, the same thing happened and he approached her
>>again with the same request.
>>
>>"I’m on number 14, and you’re still a hole behind, so you must be
>>on the 13th hole."
>>
>>Once again he thanked her and returned to his play.
>>
>>He finished his round and went to the clubhouse where he saw the
>>same lady sitting at the end of the bar.
>>He asked the bartender if he knew the lady.
>>
>>The bartender said that she was a sales lady and played the course
>>often.
>>
>>He approached her and said, "Let me buy you a drink in appreciation
>>for your help.
>>I understand that you’re in the sales profession.
>>I’m in sales also.
>>What do you sell?"
>>
>>"I’ll tell you, but you’re going to laugh," she replied.
>>
>>"No, I won’t."
>>
>>"Well, if you must know," she answered, "I work for Tampax."
>>
>>With that, he laughed so hard he almost fell off the bar stool.
>>
>>"See," she said. "I knew you’d laugh!"
>>
>>"That’s not what I’m laughing at," he replied, "I’m a salesman for
>>Preparation H, so I’m still a hole behind you."
>

>>A man, while playing on the front nine of a complicated golf
>>course, became confused as to where he was on the course.
>>Looking around, he saw a lady playing ahead of him.
>>He walked up to her, explained his confusion
>>and asked her if she knew what hole he was playing.
>>
>>"I’m on the 7th hole," she replied, "and you are a hole behind me.
>>So you must be on the 6th hole."
>>
>>He thanked her and went back to his golf ball.
>>
>>On the back nine, the same thing happened and he approached her
>>again with the same request.
>>
>>"I’m on number 14, and you’re still a hole behind, so you must be
>>on the 13th hole."
>>
>>Once again he thanked her and returned to his play.
>>
>>He finished his round and went to the clubhouse where he saw the
>>same lady sitting at the end of the bar.
>>He asked the bartender if he knew the lady.
>>
>>The bartender said that she was a sales lady and played the course
>>often.
>>
>>He approached her and said, "Let me buy you a drink in appreciation
>>for your help.
>>I understand that you’re in the sales profession.
>>I’m in sales also.
>>What do you sell?"
>>
>>"I’ll tell you, but you’re going to laugh," she replied.
>>
>>"No, I won’t."
>>
>>"Well, if you must know," she answered, "I work for Tampax."
>>
>>With that, he laughed so hard he almost fell off the bar stool.
>>
>>"See," she said. "I knew you’d laugh!"
>>
>>"That’s not what I’m laughing at," he replied, "I’m a salesman for
>>Preparation H, so I’m still a hole behind you."