Over the years, I’ve heard hundreds (if not thousands) of people state they like Burger King hamburgs but don’t like their fries. They further state their desire for Burger King hamburgers with McDonalds fries. However, your average person is not going to travel to both restaurants and wait for each item as the other gets cold. This is where my ingenious idea comes to play. I will reconstruct my kitchen room & dining room into restaurant fully equipped with tables, stools & chairs. I’m going to hire 2 teenagers that will travel to McDonalds for fries & Burger King for Burgers every half hour. This brings the 2 products to the customer – nicely, quickly & hot!!!! What I need at this point is information where to buy the large McDonald and Burger King signs they have outside their restaurants to put outside my house. Where do I get them?

Over the years, I’ve heard hundreds (if not thousands) of people state they like Burger King hamburgs but don’t like their fries. They further state their desire for Burger King hamburgers with McDonalds fries. However, your average person is not going to travel to both restaurants and wait for each item as the other gets cold. This is where my ingenious idea comes to play. I will reconstruct my kitchen room & dining room into restaurant fully equipped with tables, stools & chairs. I’m going to hire 2 teenagers that will travel to McDonalds for fries & Burger King for Burgers every half hour. This brings the 2 products to the customer – nicely, quickly & hot!!!! What I need at this point is information where to buy the large McDonald and Burger King signs they have outside their restaurants to put outside my house. Where do I get them?

Over the years, I’ve heard hundreds (if not thousands) of people state they like Burger King hamburgs but don’t like their fries. They further state their desire for Burger King hamburgers with McDonalds fries. However, your average person is not going to travel to both restaurants and wait for each item as the other gets cold. This is where my ingenious idea comes to play. I will reconstruct my kitchen room & dining room into restaurant fully equipped with tables, stools & chairs. I’m going to hire 2 teenagers that will travel to McDonalds for fries & Burger King for Burgers every half hour. This brings the 2 products to the customer – nicely, quickly & hot!!!! What I need at this point is information where to buy the large McDonald and Burger King signs they have outside their restaurants to put outside my house. Where do I get them?

A man walks into a bar. He goes over, sits down at the bar and has a few beers. Then he calls the bartender over and introduces himself. “Hey bartender, my name is Joe and I’ve got a betting proposition for you” he says.
The bartender looks at him and replies “Joe, I’m Bob and I like a good wager, what have you got?”.
Joe says “I’ll bet you twenty bucks I can bite my eye”.
Bob thinks about this for a minute and can’t see any way to do it. “Sure thing” he responds.
Joe looks at Bob, smiles, pulls his glass eye out of the socket, sticks it in his mouth and bites it.
Bob grins, realizing he’s been had, and forks over the twenty. Joe has a few more beers and calls the bartender over again. “Hey Bob, I’ve got another bet for you”
Bob wants to win his money back, so he inquires as to the specifics of the wager.
Joe says “I’ll bet you fifty bucks I can bite my eye”.
“No way!” Bob shouts, “You got me with that one a half hour ago”.
“I’ll do it without taking out my glass eye” Joe responds.
Bob thinks over this one for several minutes and decides that it can’t be done, so he accepts. Joe smiles at him, pulls his false teeth out and bites his glass eye with them. Bob can’t believe he got taken a second time, but pays up, vowing to never gamble again.
Joe listens and says “Don’t take it so hard, I’ll give you a chance to get your money back, and then some, after I talk to those guys in the corner”
Bob replies “Yeah sure”, but thinks to himself that he won’t take any bet from this guy again.
Joe goes over, talks to group of four guys at a table, then returns. “Bob, here’s your chance to get all your money back”.
“I don’t think so’ says Bob.
Joe continues “Here’s the deal. I’ll bet you five hundred dollars that I can stand on this end of the bar and piss into a shot glass on the far end”.
Bob looks stunned and stammers “There’s no way you can do that!”
Joe looks the ten foot length of the bar and smiles, “Is it a bet? I’ll make it even easier for you; you win the bet if even one drop spills!”
Bob can’t turn this down and agrees. He takes a shot glass from under the bar and sets it up on one end, while Joe climbs onto the bar and gets ready. Once Joe has his fly opened he tells Bob “Get your head right down close to the glass, so you can verify that not one single drop spills”.
Bob complies, leaning against the bar and laying his head down on the surface. “I’m ready when you are” he says.
Joe lets fly with powerful stream, no doubt aided by the several beers he had consumed, spraying it wildly about. The urine splatters all over the bar, barstools and even the bartender. Bob, though getting drenched is laughing, thinking about how he will spend the five hundred bucks. When Joe is finished, Bob grins and raises the shot glass. It’s the only thing there that didn’t get pissed on. “How about my cash?” he quips.
Joe digs out his wallet and pulls five fresh one-hundred dollars bills out, handing them over. Bob accepts and then asks “How could possibly make a bet like that? You might as well have thrown the money away. You had no chance.”
Joe grins and says “Well Bob, you won the five hundred… but see those guys at the table I talked to earlier?… I bet them ten thousand dollars that not only could I piss all over you and your bar… I could get you to laugh about it!”