Can you beat this rap/rhyme?

There was a boy who was cooking noodles
He killed the time by drawing doodles
He checked to see if the noodles were fresh
He turned on the oven but burnt his flesh

He ran over screaming to his mum
She asked him where it had come from
He explained the story sitting on a stool
His mom told him he was a fool

He went crying to his room
His mom picked up a broom
She checked what was in the kitchen
She sees the noodles the boy mentioned

She saw the noodles that the boy had chosen
As it turns out, it was still frozen
She wanted to put it in the noodle box
But just to find out it was sealed by locks

She went around looking for the key
She asked her son where it could be
She asked him why he was cooking noodles
The boy said "Mom, you told me to cook strudels"

She remembered what she had said before
"Son, cook some strudels, make sure"
She felt as bad and guilty as a thug
So she gave her son a big warm hug

(try to imagine Zorak from the Brak show singing his rap to those lyrics)
By TerribleRhymes Co.
The noodles were actually strudels. I forgot to add that.

Mr. Kennedy starts off the PPV guaranteeing that he will beat evan bourne tonight for the US title shot next week.

Match1. Mr. Kennedy vs. Evan Bourne #1 contenders match for the US title. Kennedy runs his mouth until Bourne socks him in the mouth. This match is underway. Kennedy’s mic check gets reversed. Bourne locks in an arm bar until Kennedy makes it to the ropes. Bourne doesn’t lay off on his armbar until the ref gets to 4. Bourne is dominating this match as he hit’s a clothesline. Kennedy gets up, they battle until Kennedy hit’s a strong right hand and he goes to the top rope. Bourne dropkicks the ropes and Kennedy falls off and lands on his neck badly to the outside. The ref calls for the bell and puts the X symbol up. As Kennedy is being taken to the back, Bourne looks as he is celebrating from the top rope but he hit’s a beastly shooting star press onto the unconscious Kennedy. MVP comes out to demolish Bourne but Shelton comes out and makes the save.

Match2. MVP vs. Shelton Benjamin for the US title. This match will be falls count anywhere. MVP starts off right away going to the outside to get a steel chair. He throws it in the ring but he didn’t get in the ring fast enough. Shelton hits several chair shots on MVP. Shelton looks under the ring. He finds a table, sets it up outside the ring. MVP looks to get some pinfalls on Shelton until he reverses into a rollup. 1, 2, kickout. They brawl to the outide as MVP bashes Shelton’s head on the announcer’s table. To the other side of the ring area, MVP puts Shelton on the table that he set up earlier in the match. MVP sets up a chair in the ring, runs from the other side of the ring, jumps on the chair. And without stopping, he jumps from there to the top rope onto Shelton who was laying on the table. MVP when gets the pinfall and retains his US title.

Match3. John Morrison vs. big show for the WWE title. Big show announces before the match that he pretty much can’t lose the title. He says that Morrison is too small to beat him up. Big show dominates until he goes for a punch to Morrison but he moves out of the way and hit’s the ref. Morrison goes to work on big show, his ally, Jeff Hardy comes out and helps Morrison. Hardy hit’s a Swanton bomb. The crowd goes crazy. Jeff nudges the ref and he gets up and counts the pinfall. 1,2,3!! He gets his coveted title back by beating the world’s tallest athlete!!!

Match4. Randy Orton vs. Undertaker for the WHC in hell in a cell. These two battle from the top of the cell after Undertaker gets rammed through the cell. From the top of the cell, they exchange blows until Undertaker gains control. He throws Orton from the top of the cell to the outside!!!!!! Undertaker is laying from the top of the cell as he and Orton get up. Undertaker brings Orton back to the top. They exchange blows again but Orton gains control of the match, his RKO gets reversed into a tombstone, but that gets reversed into an RKO!!! Orton retains with a RKO from the top of the cell through the top for the pin fall.

Main event. Royal rumble match! Winner will get a title shot at Wrestlemania! The first entry is….CM punk!! He will be going up against….Kane!!!! They go at it until the 3rd entry comes in. Edge runs to the ring and gains control. 4th entry is Finlay. Finlay gets some momentum as the first person out is CM punk. Next in is Umaga as he throws Finlay out right away. Chavo is the 6th entry and Jimmy wang yang is #7. Jimmy wang yang throws chavo out. Edge then throws Jimmy out. Next entry is khali. He throws umaga and kane out. 9th entry is Henry. Khali throws him over the ropes. Edge and khali go at it until edge throws him out. Next is Festus accompanied by Jesse. 11th is JBL. Y2j comes in at #12 and eliminates JBL and edge. Palumbo who entered 13th and Jericho go at it. Next is cade, and then the intercontinental champion, Paul Burchill. Mysterio entry #16, followed by snit sky and he is out quick. Bourne in at the 18th entry. Matt Hardy, 19th, and Knox # 20. 8 are currently in the ring until kozlov is next as he eliminates Cade, Palumbo, Mysterio and Knox. Jeff Hardy is #22, then dreamer who is also out pretty quickly. Carlito is now in, then MVP. Burchill is thrown over the top by 26th entry Miz. HHH runs to the ring and eliminates miz, MVP and Matt Hardy. 28th is Hornswaggle. Cena is #29, he throws Hornswaggle out. And our last entry is…..HBK!!! The crowd goes nuts as he announced that he will be out for a few months, but that obviously isn’t true! He runs to the ring looking 100%. He throws Kozlov and Bourne out of the match. The last 4 are HBK, Cena, Jeff Hardy, and HHH. Cena goes to throw HBK out but once again has 2nd thoughts and he eliminates himself. Obviously Cena has a problem with HBK. Cena goes to the back with another spiritless look on his face. HBK throws out his former DX partner, HHH and the final 2 are HBK and Jeff Hardy. HBK hit’s a weak sweet chin music, Jeff is against the ropes, HBK then hits another one and it knocks Jeff over the ropes!!!! HBK wins the royal rumble match!!! Regal is shown in the back watching the match on TV with a disgusted look on his face. He then looks to complain to Vince but he can’t find him. He then decides to call someone and says to this unknown wrestler that he will face HBK for the wrestle mania spot on the next raw. HBK celebrates with the fans as the PPV goes off the air!
Yeah Andrew S. The only reason I made HBK win was because in my raw and smackdown fantasies before this I had an HBK storyline that he would be out for a few months, so I decided to put a nice twist in there and have him come back here and win the rumble.

When I tell people my house is child proofed, they look at me like I’m nuts. When I say it’s childproofed, it is: doors have triple locks-including locks above my head that they can’t reach, cabinets and drawers are locked, plug ins are covered, things are anchored to the wall when needed, breakable objects are removed or put up very high, windows are locked, stove is locked, bathrooms and pantry are child locked, chemicals are locked, back yard has a 6 foot privacy fence that is locked from the inside and outside, stairs have locking gates, doors have pads so no one can pinch their fingers or lock themselves in, beds have rails, medicines are put up high in a locked room, sharp objects are locked away, we spent a little extra on bar chairs to get something sturdy so it won’t fall over with a child in it…….

These are things that we have added over the years to protect the children. I don’t see anything wrong with it. It keeps them out of trouble and keeps me focused on playing and educating them, not worrying about what they might get into.

Is this unreasonable?
TOO RIGHT! Kids will find ways to hurt themselves. But, that’s how they learn things!
Linda: You assume I don’t allow them to explore, you are wrong. They have their own cabinet as well, filled with toys and plastic ware. Ethan pulls a chair up every time I make a meal. We play playdo and do workbooks and read together and do crafting projects and color and paint. They have their own cabinets in the bathroom, they have anything they want in their bedrooms. They even have a cabinet in my bathroom full of toys. They are allowed in every room of the house to explore as they want.

okay,
my 3 year old son goes to my mom’s during the day for his daycare because i can not afford day care for him and his sister since he turned 3 he has been acting out all day when i am gone jumping on the furniture , walking on the kitchen table, breaking toys, saying things to her like i don’t have to when she puts him in the corner for time out he laughs at her and tells her she is funny …now my mom has a bad back and can not chase him but he gets out the front door no matter how many locks you have on the door and runs away and thinks it funny …i’v tried taking away all his toys, i’v took away the T.V shows he likes, he has been all they way down to only getting meals and water to drink because i told him that little boys that act up don’t get the good stuff to eat ..and my mom backs me up on everything i say but it’s not working he has gotten so bad when he is over there that my dad says that if i don’t get him undercontroll he can’t come back …please help

My sister is going through a divorce, she had to go and get a order of protection against him, he is in the airforce so she had to leave their home on base. She took her car, the bedroom suit, her personal items (clothing, makeup), and her dog. She left him EVERYTHING else, all of the furniture, electronics, kitchen items, everything! two days after she got her things, he came and took her car, so he had both vehicles and had them locked up so she could not get them. She has went to court for the divorce, her lawyer was suppost to have a conference call with the other lawyer and judge on the 23rd of may. Today we find out the other lawyer typed up an order and sent it to the judge on may 3rd and he signed it! It is outragouse, she gets nothing, she gets her dog and the bedroom suite, but she has to pay him 0 for it. And she is awarded the car and has to pay him 00 for the last six months of payments, (which they have only been seperated for 4 months) he keeps everything else.
she is so upset, she had to leave her job on base when they seperated, and since she does not have a vehicle can not get a job, he has savings since they have been married plus he has been getting extra pay for being married the last few months, but does not have to give her a penny. instead he has been supporting his new girlfriend, even giving her my sisters cell phone. my sister did not do anything wrong to cause the divorce, he brought her down here for thanksgiving and refused to let her come see her family, so we went and got her, and he left her down here when he went back home, changed the locks on the house, and started calling a threatining her, that is when she got the order of protection. he got everything he asked for in the divorce, even though he was at fault
we live in illinois, the bedroom suite was not marital, it was hers, she left all of the marital items ,except the dog and her car(which he came and got, and wrecked) they have been married 3 years
her lawyer can not believe the judge signed the order with not even letting them have the scheduled conference to decide things, the judge is cleary biased, and to top it off, she had his 1st sergent calling and yelling at her on several occasions because she got an order of protection against him

It has a clubhouse with a plasma tv, a wii, a full kitchen and a fire place. The barn is amazing! The stalls have automatic waters and the walls are spotless. The watching area for the arena has leather chairs, a sofa, and a table and it has a bunch of bar stools lined up in front of a huge opening on the rail. and the lockers are huge and they are cherry wood and there are automatic locks . there is matting EVERYWHERE the horses could possibly walk. It is perfect…except it is 20 minutes away and its 850 a month….thats 1200 more a year then where were at…..
they turn your horse out for 4 hours a day, they blanket, and do supps at no additional charge
BTW IM 12

ok…so their is this new barn. Omg its paradise. It has a clubhouse with a plasma tv, a wii, a full kitchen and a fire place. The barn is amazing! The stalls have automatic waters and the walls are spotless. The watching area for the arena has leather chairs, a sofa, and a table and it has a bunch of bar stools lined up in front of a huge opening on the rail. and the lockers are huge and they are cherry wood and there are automatic locks . there is matting EVERYWHERE the horses could possibly walk. It is perfect…except it is 20 minutes away and its 850 a month….thats 1200 more a year then where were at…..i need to convince my parents to move what should i say?
and btw im 12