Please don’t take offense to this joke, it has no malicious intent!!

Blokes been drinking at a bar for hours, the barman turns to him and says that he has had too much and should go home.

The bloke creates a big fuss and gets one more drink.

After the last drink he attempts to get off the bar stool, and falls to the floor…… he hauls him self up and moves forward about a meter and falls to the floor again!!!

Luckly the bloke only lives 200m from the pub, however hard the bloke tries ever meter he falls to the ground… hauls himself up…. falls down….

Next morning the blokes wife brings him a cup of tea in bed and exclaims "you cirtainly had a few last night!!"

The bloke protests "No No, I only had a couple"

"Rubish!" Says the wife, "I know you had far to much last night because Larry the barman called…. says you’ve left your wheel-chair in the bar!!!"

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Please don’t take offense to this joke, it has no malicious intent!!

Blokes been drinking at a bar for hours, the barman turns to him and says that he has had too much and should go home.

The bloke creates a big fuss and gets one more drink.

After the last drink he attempts to get off the bar stool, and falls to the floor…… he hauls him self up and moves forward about a meter and falls to the floor again!!!

Luckly the bloke only lives 200m from the pub, however hard the bloke tries ever meter he falls to the ground… hauls himself up…. falls down….

Next morning the blokes wife brings him a cup of tea in bed and exclaims "you cirtainly had a few last night!!"

The bloke protests "No No, I only had a couple"

"Rubish!" Says the wife, "I know you had far to much last night because Larry the barman called…. says you’ve left your wheel-chair in the bar!!!"

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About 11 months ago, we got a new kitten, and she just recently turned on year old. Sunday morning, we had accidentally left her out all night (she’s strictly an inside house cat, BTW), and she had gotten into some Fudge Rounds. I had just woken up and one package was completely open, with a Fudge Round on the other side of the kitchen. Like I said, I had just woken up, so I don’t really remember if there was chunk missing from it or what, but anyway, she was doing fine throughout the whole day. She acted like normal, and we put her in her cage on Sunday night. The next morning, she had had a bowel movement in her cage, and we let her out, and she didn’t act right. She went into the kitchen, threw up, got a drink of water, and then jumped on top of the kitchen chairs and slept until we had to leave for school/work and we put her in her cage, where she had made another bowel movement in. This time, it didn’t look right. It was a mixture between soft and hard. That night, she had thrown up twice, both had a little bit of a pink/yellow tint to them, and then she had two bowel movements on the kitchen floor and they were extremely watery. One even looked like it had blood in it. Which, I barely thought about since she has had blood in her stool before, and it never bothered her, it just seemed like a normal type of thing for her. BTW, her three siblings died within months of being born. She then started going to the litter box to make bowel movements, but it was still extremely runny and watery, but she stopped vomiting. After last night, I haven’t seen her make a bowel movement at all, nor throw up, but she still occasionally takes a drink of water, which is good so she doesn’t dehydrate, but she still refuses to eat. She’ll also stretch and want to be petted a bit now before falling asleep, but she still looks week, and it scares me that she hasn’t had a bowel movement in a while. We’ve already decided to take her up to the vet if she doesn’t get better by tomorrow.

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I am moving out, but won’t be out for 2 more weeks. Long story short, I have an inconsiderate, disrespectful roommate and about a month and a half ago asked him to leave or else I would. This past Saturday he had a party and the next morning I found my scooter pushed over. The scooter is about 3 months old and was in perfect condition and while it’s just a scooter, still cost me over a grand. I confronted my roommate and he said he had nothing to do with it, it’s not his problem, and is disrespectful to me. So I call the police, fill out the report, and he won’t cooperate at all.

So now, legally, he’s safe. Later the same day I ask him if he’s going to fix the few things inside the apartment that got broken at the party and he agrees. Then I ask about my scooter and he says that it is outside and not his responsibility, if it was one of his guests, they can pay for the damages, if they want. At that point I tell him that he is no longer welcome to any of my possessions in the common area (I own most of the furniture and kitchen stuff) because he has no respect for my stuff. He replies with, "We’ll see."

I ended the conversation at that point because I didn’t want to lose my temper. How can I deal with this? Can I legally do anything if he continues to use my stuff without permission? I don’t want to get into any legal trouble myself but what can I do to protect my possessions?

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I was with my now EX boyfriend for about 8 months. We lived together. We would fight a lot. I didnt like how often he drank so I nagged him a lot. But he does have a bit of a drinking problem. Since we’ve been fighting a lot lately, we’ve been having some breaks. I was bad because I would say stuff like well i’ll go sleep with someone else because thats what I do when I get hurt. Even though I had no intentions of doing so. And he told me that if I did it would really mess him up. He kept warning me and telling me "not to mess up"

When we were broken up, he had some ppl over, sorta like a mini party at our apartment. Since we were not together, I just stayed in my the bedroom and watched tv while he partied in the kitchen/living room area. He then went to the bar after and slept at his cousins house.

When he came home the next morning I found out he slept with his cousins best friend! Who was using my glasses to drink her booze, sitting on my furniture, and partying in MY place. He told me that she means nothing though. I was insulted also because when I came out of my room when she was at my place I looked right at her and I didnt consider her a treat at all. Not trying to be rude but I thought she was not good looking.

He tells me she means nothing and since we werent together its not cheating. He admits hes messed up but says he did it because he was so angry with me. He was VERY drunk when he had sex with her.

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I was set up with a gorgeous guy. He’s a hair stylist at the same salon that I get my hair done at.

The dates seemed to have went well (he was crazy about me after every single one, texting a ton, telling me how beautiful/great I was, how he couldn’t stop talking/thinking about me…) but now, out of the blue, he’s stopped calling, and I’m left asking why. Maybe he did find another girl but there were a few things that set off my "gay-dar."

You be the judge: (I know that none of them are definite signs and some are totally normal for straight men…)

- He has a tramp stamp that he calls his "champ stamp"
- Dresses what I thought was "metro" but my friends swear that it screams otherwise– v-neck t-shirts, long necklaces, girlish jeans…
- He has a bin of shoes (multiple pairs of white loafers)
- He told me that he rearranges his furniture every two weeks
- He talked (for ten minutes) about how he thinks a large plant would look excellent in his living area
- Burns sage to keep the spirits away
- When we were out, him and a guy friend at the bar were laughing about how they had kissed outside a different bar the weekend before "Didn’t you kiss me last week?!" "oh yeah, hahahaha…"
- When he went to the bathroom, an old friend approached me and said "I would swear that your date was gay…"
- After he introduced me to a female friend and her friend, I overheard her friend saying "You have to squash that quick"
- Hung all over me in front of his friends (maybe was trying to use me to be like "Hey guys! Look! I like women!" ??
- He seemed a bit confused with the female anatomy, and at 30, I would think that he would know where things are…
- "Two pump chump" basically sums up the rest of that experience… and our experience the next morning. (Maybe just not used to a female?)
- Feminine screams upon climaxing… Umm… I haven’t been with many guys so maybe I just missed something…
- His mannerisms are quite feminine… we dance the same, he does the "oh my GODDDD" thing many of my female friends do..
- Talked about his new male personal trainer for what seemed like a little too long…

I don’t know. What do you think? I’m sure there are other possibilities : just lost interest, embarrassed by what happened in bed, found someone else, is confused, depressed, etc.

Any other possibilities?

I’m totally still going there to get my hair done (:
Thanks in advance!

(I’m 22, he’s 30)

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My cat had surgery on his ear (Wed)…. started giving him antibiotic medication the next morning (Thurs).
He is taking a form of Amoxicillin…. 2 x day…..he has been on the
antibiotic for 3 days now and this evening I found a small piece of poop on the kitchen floor… it was formed but light in color and kinda soft….. I also found what looked like water drops but brownish in color… about 6-8 small drops on a different area of the floor.
My question is:
Can antibiotics cause loose stools or diahrea in cats? After 3 days of taking it plus the fact that he has never had soft/loose stools before or any accidents on the kitchen floor…..could it be the medication causing it? He seems fine otherwise….
I know humans sometimes experience this when antibiotics are taken so maybe cats can too…… any thoughts would be appreciated. Thank You
( sorry for the detailed description of what I saw but I wanted to give as much detail as possible )

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Please don’t take offense to this joke, it has no malicious intent!!

Blokes been drinking at a bar for hours, the barman turns to him and says that he has had too much and should go home.

The bloke creates a big fuss and gets one more drink.

After the last drink he attempts to get off the bar stool, and falls to the floor…… he hauls him self up and moves forward about a meter and falls to the floor again!!!

Luckly the bloke only lives 200m from the pub, however hard the bloke tries ever meter he falls to the ground… hauls himself up…. falls down….

Next morning the blokes wife brings him a cup of tea in bed and exclaims "you cirtainly had a few last night!!"

The bloke protests "No No, I only had a couple"

"Rubish!" Says the wife, "I know you had far to much last night because Larry the barman called…. says you’ve left your wheel-chair in the bar!!!"

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