Is my cat sick?




My 3 year old male (neutered) persian cat is acting odd. He slept in the basement alone for about two hours this morning while I was upstairs. Usually he stays where I can see him, so I went downstairs to check on him. He kept on sleeping when I picked him up, which he usually doesn’t do. I brought him upstairs so I could keep an eye on him. He walked over to his food and water bowls and looked between the two for about 30 seconds before finally taking a few sips of water. Then he very slowly hopped into one of the barstools and meowed pathetically. I petted him and he gave me a lot of "kitty kisses" (his tongue feels normal). His eyes were watering profusely yesterday and he recently started having dandruff on his lower back area. While he was asleep I turned him over and felt his belly, which feels sort of "full" if that makes sense.
Two days ago he had quite a bit of milk. I was eating some Kashi Blueberry cereal and set the bowl down on the floor. It had milk and some
cereal in it. I don’t think he ate any of the cereal but he drank quite a bit of milk.
He is also walking strangely. I can’t really describe what’s wrong with his walk, but about a year ago his back (left I think) leg was inflamed and he had to take a pink antibiotic.
Does anyone know what could be wrong? Am I just overreacting to a normally active cat’s sleepiness?
I just looked at him again and he has some brown wax in his ears. I don’t think it’s an abnormal amount, but I don’t clean his ears that often so I really don’t know. :(
I just cleaned his litterbox and there were three "pee pads" in it, but no poop. I cleaned it yesterday at 12:00 and there was both #1 and #2 in it (but nothing abnormal). He sat in the car for about 2.5 hours yesterday (he is used to doing this and it was cool outside and he had water).
He just ate some food and is heading down to the basement (where his litterbox is) so I will update in just a second if he goes #2.
Yes, he went #2, which is something of a relief.
I think he is ok now. He is hyper and running around like he usually does. I guess he just had an upset tummy and after he pooped he was OK. However, if anyone else’s cat has gone through something similar, I’d love your input.




A man walks into a bar, completly drunk…?

A man walks into a bar, completly drunk and says to the bartender, "I bet you 0 I can pee in a shot glass that’s 5 stools away, not missing one little drop!"

The bartender, seeing that the man is totally drunk decides to give it a go.

The drunk man totally misses, peeing on the bar, the stools, even on the bartender, pretty much evrything EXCEPT the shot glass.The bartender is not mad that he’s soaked in this man’s pee, he just got 0!

He gives the bartender the 0 and leaves.

An hour later the same man comes back even drunkier and says the same thing,"I bet you 0 I can pee in a shot glass that’s 10 stools away, not missing one little drop!"

The bartender excepts, seeing that he’s going to get 0 this time, and that’s it’s even harder for the man to make it.

The drunk man totally misses, peeing on the bar, the stools, even on the bartender, pretty much everything EXCEPT the shot glass. The bartender is not mad that he was just peed on, he just got 0!

The drunk man leaves, and after an hour he comes back. This time he is even WORSE, barely able to walk! "I bet you ,000 I can pee in a shotglass 30 stools away!"

The bartender quickly accepts, wanting to make even more money.

The drunk man totally misses, peeing on the bar, the stools, even on the bartender, pretty much everything EXCEPT the shot glass. The bartender is not mad that he was just peed on, he just got ,000!

Before the drunk man leaves the bartender asked him this questition, " Why did you keep coming back to bet again when you lost the first TWO times?"

"Well," said the drunk man, "You see that man sitting on the bench watching us? He said that he would give me ,000,000 if I could pee on you without you getting mad!"
If you guys like it….. then star it! YEA! :D lol
THX SO MUCH GUYS!!!




I shall enlighten you (the answerers) on the situation at hand. About two months ago, my girlfriend and I went to the local animal shelter, which, mind you, is a very loving and professional shelter, and adopted a kitten which, at the time, was basically newborn. He was about 8 weeks old when we adopted him. We took care of him for two months and loved him so dearly. Well, he started to piss on our bed frequently. We went everywhere and asked everyone what we should do. We tried every store bought remedy possible. He never used his scratching post—only the furniture. He placed bite marks and claw marks on the window sill, the blinds, and our 200$ leather bar stools. As I stated before, we tried every store bought remedy to keep him off of the furniture. We sprayed NO STAY on the basically the entire apartment, which he actually liked (lol). We put sticky tape on the side of the couch to prevent him from clawing the couch. He played with it and like it. Everything normal cats hate, he liked, which I found hilarious and quite frustrating simultaneously. We then made a quite flustered trip to the veterinarian when all our attempts to calm him down and make him stop pissing on our bed had been extinguished. Even the vet’s remedies didn’t work. We considered allergies as well. He pooped in his litter, but never peed in it. He would hold it just to piss on our bed. For example, one morning (this is after we banned him from our room for peeing on the bed), he sat at the door after we had awakened, and meowed, and it was sooo cute. So we let him in. He then proceeded to sit between my girlfriend and I and purr so innocently. When he moved, I rolled over where he had just sat down,
only to roll into a HUGE puddle of cat urine, which pissed me off. We then looked up to see that he not only peed there, but on most of the bed. I thought about it, and he was meowing at the door as if he had to pee, which led me to believe that he held it just to pee on the bed. For some reason, he will, as I said before, poop in his litter box, but not pee in it, only in our bed and bedroom. So, we finally returned him to the animal shelter we bought him from after a decision when we were faced with warnings from our landlord of whom did an inspection and said that the destruction he caused would result in enormous fines. So, after a long, grueling decision, we returned him to the shelter of which we adopted him from. My girlfriend and, yes, even i cried when I saw them take him from our arms. I miss him, and my girlfriend is utterly heart broken over this. After only one day, we’ve both decided that neither of us can live without him, despite the fines. I paid them, and will continue to pay any further fines, and now I want to return to the animal shelter in the morning and readopt him. Is this most likely even possible? Even if I use my driver’s license and identification instead of hers? They know we weren’t returning him because of hate, because they saw us both crying, so they should give him back right? I really miss my baby, and would do anything to get that little dude back. Thanks in advance. And please, no irrational criticism. We regret out decision, which is why we want him back, so please, no irrational and bias criticism.




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