I work as an advertising manager at a pool table business and was wondering if anyone has suggestions as to some catchy pool-related phrases and quips. Anything from the tables themselves to pool balls (lets not get dirty here) and other accessories. We also sell air hockey tables, shuffleboards, poker tables, wall art and pub furniture so anything helps!

Im just looking for a different creative angle and who better to ask than consumers?!

now i just recently moved to this house and the owners left alot of furniture and stuff for us. they left a pool table with sticks, a table, some chairs, a bar and bar stools, a poker set, and this kind of small jug with a bunch of little red and white pieces with numbers on them inside. goes from 1-4 then 8-14 and 9 is spelled out ‘nine’. any idea what game it’s for?

here’s some pictures.

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Totally heterosexual question… think about your ideal ‘barbershop’. it can be as upscale, or low-brow as you want… tell me what it would include, what would make/break your experience, and all the things that would contribute to an excellent overall experience.

to get the ball rolling–> flat screen t.vs all around, all with espn etc. on constantly.
Oak finished waiting room, with mini-bar serving light drinks while you wait, complete with pool table and leather chairs.

keep suggestions coming!

I am going to build a man cave, here is a list of items i’m putting in it
all wood floors, walls, ceiling
Fan
Pool Table
70′ Samsung LCD TV
wet bar
small fridge
microwave
computer
Dimming lights
dart board
a table
one leather four person sofa, and 2 reclining chairs
finally… a small tiled area with a four person Jacuzzi with a perfect view of the TV

I am saving up for this huge project, anything I should add?
Thanks

I have tried everything. I have 14 year old cat that has changed her behaviors all the sudden. Nothing in our house has changed and the other cat is fine. In addition to meowing constantly and peeing everywhere, she all the sudden is clawing everything, including our expensive leather bar stools, pool table, and pool table cover. I have set her up with clawing toys and boards. I have tried to file her nails and that was definitely not successful. I’ve also put sprays and aluminum down but she is not deterred. Either I may have to declaw her or I may have to get rid of her. Please help!

I dont like suspened ceilings (Drop ceilings). I need some alternative ideas for basement ceilings that are inexpensive. The finished basement is going to be a game room with big leather club chairs, pool table, bar, and it has a nice fireplace.

i have a 12×24 gameoom i in my backyard i have a problem i can’t get the new carpet smell out i have 4 windows in there and putting up doesn’t help at least it smells the carpet to me i can’t think what what else it could also i need help decoratng the space there is a pool table, a foolsball table, large entertainment center, treadmill ,2 large box chairs, medium size fridge, 2 large barstools, i would like to take the entertainment center out ane just have a small stand for the tv also i’d like to remove the 2 box chairs and get make a fouton so that i can maybe lay down when i am in the space. so in terms of decorating and decor i need help i really want that foolsball gone it’ like pulling he doesn’e use it but wants to keep it. i need help the interior color is painted a color called rosemary but it looks like a seafoam green i need help in decorating the space to make it light and airy , so advice on colors , curtains, pictures. paintings, rugs, carpet is a brown tannis
gameroom painted a caramel color decor tips and ideas please i want it to be a cozy and entertaining spot not only just to play pool and foolsball but also for having folks over to talk and enjoy good company

Man Pee’s in a Shot Glass

A guy is in a bar with a bunch of his friends. After a while of shooting pool and drinking, he whispers something to his friends. A few minutes later he walks over to the bartender and asks for a shot of tequila. After he takes the shot he says to the bartender,” I’d like to make a bet with you.” The bartender replies, ”Sure I’m in a betting mood.”

So the man bets the bartender ,000 that he can pee in the shot glass placed all the way across the room and fill it up and not spill a drop. The bartender says, ”I’ll take that bet.”
So the man walks to the other side of the room and places the shot glass down. He goes back to the bartender and starts peeing. He doesn’t even get a drop in. He pees all over the place. In the bartender’s face, all over the barstools and everything.

After he was done peeing, the bartender laughed and said, ”You owe me ,000.” The man paid the money with a big smile on his face. The bartender asked, ”How come you’re so happy?” The man replied, ”You see those five guys over there by the pool table? I bet them 0 each that I could pee all over your bar and you’d laugh about it.”

A guy is in a bar with a bunch of his friends. After a while of shooting pool and drinking, he whispers something to his friends. A few minutes later he walks over to the bartender and asks for a shot of tequila. After he takes the shot he says to the bartender,” I’d like to make a bet with you.” The bartender replies, ”Sure I’m in a betting mood.”

So the man bets the bartender ,000 that he can piss in the shot glass placed all the way across the room and fill it up and not spill a drop. The bartender says, ”I’ll take that bet.”
So the man walks to the other side of the room and places the shot glass down. He goes back to the bartender and starts pissing. He doesn’t even get a drop in. He pisses all over the place. In the bartender’s face, all over the barstools and everything.

After he was done pissing, the bartender laughed and said, ”You owe me ,000.” The man paid the money with a big smile on his face. The bartender asked, ”How come you’re so happy?” The man replied, ”You see those five guys over there by the pool table? I bet them 0 each that I could piss all over your bar and you’d laugh about it.”

i have a 12×24 gameoom i in my backyard i have a problem i can’t get the new carpet smell out i have 4 windows in there and putting up doesn’t help at least it smells the carpet to me i can’t think what what else it could also i need help decoratng the space there is a pool table, a foolsball table, large entertainment center, treadmill ,2 large box chairs, medium size fridge, 2 large barstools, i would like to take the entertainment center out ane just have a small stand for the tv also i’d like to remove the 2 box chairs and get make a fouton so that i can maybe lay down when i am in the space. so in terms of decorating and decor i need help i really want that foolsball gone it’ like pulling he doesn’e use it but wants to keep it. i need help the interior color is painted a color called rosemary but it looks like a seafoam green i need help in decorating the space to make it light and airy , so advice on colors , curtains, pictures. paintings, rugs, carpet is a brown tannis