I love my dad but how could he embarrass me like this?

Thursday, February 11th, 2010 at 1:12 am  
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The most embarrassing thing happened today. My dad took me and my older sister out to lunch. Well my dad walks into the resteraunt talking on the phone really loud and we were sitting in the middle of the room. My dad had his chair turned out talking on the phone loud, legs open like he was in a freaking sports bar. I wanted to die. Then when the waiter came my dad sat there for ten minutes making the waiter stand there because he couldn’t find something with both a burrito and beans (we were eating mexican) and he was complaining it wouldn’t be enough food for him omg! Anyways finally he orders and my dads friend who he hasn’t seen in a while comes over and they are sitting there talking all loud and what not and I’m trying to figure out WTF IS WRONG WITH YOU WE ARE IN A FLIPPIN’ RESTERAUNT YOUR A 43 YEAR OLD MAN NOT A 5 YEAR OLD USE SOME MANNERS!! I love my dad but now I’m kind of afraid to go out to eat with him. I don’t know what to do.




The chairs are mocking me?

Sunday, November 29th, 2009 at 8:24 am  
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yesterday i was walking into me local resteraunt and as soon as I walked in the chairs started yelling me….so as any sane man would have i took one of the chairs and started taking its leg off and beating it with it, then later that same day i was in a bar and the stools were all like "tell your mom last night was wonderfull" so i said "DON’T TALK ABOUT MY MOM" and then the stool threw a beer at me, so i burned that stool to try to make an example out of it. Then tonight i went into the same bar and it happened again. What can I do to show all these chairs that I am not one to be taken llightly.
Please help
The chairs symbollize chairs you dumb@ss…You should go to a psychiatrist because you think to much into things like this




  
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