one stool rocks slightly from side to side on your kitchen floor. which of the two stools could this possibly be? explain why this might occur?
sorry i am such an idiot!! one is three legged and the other is four legged

Here is a test. Below is the lyrics from a song. Can you tell me who sings it and the title of the song. First one gets 10 points. You have to say the band and title.

* The blanks that have +++++ im not covering up because it has bad words it is because it has the name of the song in the lyrics.

Got this dance that’s more than real
Drink +++++here’s how you feel
Put your left leg down your right leg up
Tilt your head back let’s finish the cup
M.C.A. with the bottle D. rocks the can
Adrock gets nice with Charlie Chan
We’re offered Moet we don’t mind Chivas
Wherever we go with bring the Monkey with us
Adrock drinks three Mike D. is D.
Double R. foots the bill most definitely
I drink ++++++ and I rock well
I got a Castle in Brooklyn that’s where I dwell

[repeat chorus]

Cause I drink it anytime and anyplace
When it’s time to get ill I pour it on my face
Monkey tastes Def when you pour it on ice
Come on y’all it’s time to get nice
Coolin’ by the lockers getting kind of funky
Me and the crew we’re drinking ++++++
This girl walked by she gave me the eye
I reached in the locker grabbed the Spanish Fly
I put it with the Monkey mixed it in the cup
Went over to the girl, "Yo baby, what’s up?"
I offered her a sip the girl she gave me lip
It did begin the stuff wore in and now she’s on my tip

[repeat chorus]

Step up to the bar put the girl down
She takes a big gulp and slaps it around
Take a sip – you can do it – you get right to it
We had a case in the place and we went right through it
You got a dry Martini thinking you’re cool
I’ll take your place at the bar I smack you off your stool
I’ll down a ’40 dog" in a single gulp
And if you got beef you’ll get beat to a pulp
Monkey and parties and reelin’ and rockin’
Def, def – girls, girls – all y’all jockin’
The song and dance keeping you in a trance
If you don’t buy my record I got my advance
I drink it – I think it – I see it – I be it
I love +++++++ but I won’t give D. it
We got the bottle you got the cup
Come on everybody let’s get ffffff

[repeat chorus]

I will be giving the Bands name and title for credit as soon as we have the correct answer.
Okay someone guessed the correct answer. So to give the credit due is as follows:

http://www.azlyrics.com/lyrics/beastieboys/brassmonkey.html

Beastie Boys "Brass Monkey"

I have a patio set (table and four chairs) on my deck and I put a canvas cover on it. It’s pretty heavy and durable, but it keeps blowing off on windy days. Any tips for keeping it from blowing off? I guess I could put huge rocks on top of the table or something, but I think that wouldn’t look too attractive. Thanks!

I have a patio set (table and four chairs) on my deck and I put a canvas cover on it. It’s pretty heavy and durable, but it keeps blowing off on windy days. Any tips for keeping it from blowing off? I guess I could put huge rocks on top of the table or something, but I think that wouldn’t look too attractive. Thanks!

so there were two men in a bar, both were to be assinated ( not by eachother) they were both drinking margeritas on the rocks. one guy was sipping his drink, the other was pounding them down.
the man sipping his drink died while the man pounding only got ill. why did the man sipping die?

A man was found in a room with no windows, one door, nothing on the walls no furniture hung from the light with only a puddle of water beneath him. how did he die??

( i was told these as a kid and theyve stayed with me all theses years)

I decided on a dare to just drink Makers on the rocks last night. So I did and after like 3 glasses I cant remember anything. There are just pictures of me laying across like 4 bar stools and then I guess I tried to jump out of a moving car when we were leaving. Most of my friends thought it was hilarious but I dont think the girl I was trying to get with did. So how embarrassed should I be? (Last time I drink Whiskey in LA!)

I decided on a dare to just drink Makers on the rocks last night. So I did and after like 3 glasses I cant remember anything. There are just pictures of me laying across like 4 bar stools and then I guess I tried to jump out of a moving car when we were leaving. Most of my friends thought it was hilarious but I dont think the girl I was trying to get with did. So how embarrassed should I be? (Last time I drink Whiskey in LA!)