Im starting to feel like a failure as a mom. Very recently my three (well, 2 and 11 month) year old started being very uncontrollable. He has learned how to take down his gates so he has free rein of the house and constantly pulls things out of cabinets, finds something to use as a stool and gets on the counters, will NOT go to bed, is hitting and yelling… Im going crazy! we spank, we use time out, we take away toys and nothing is working! bed time is the worst, he wont stay in his room and it’s gotten to the point where we’ll just lock him our room with us and he’ll run around and jump on our bed while we sleep, sometimes until 2 in the morning (he only naps from 2-4??). Im finding myself getting so frustrated I’ll sometimes get rough with him by grabbing his arm or pushing him out of the kitchen and I hate being like that. please give me advice! tell me this is stage and he’ll turn back into an angel soon, or tell me how I can prevent some of this. If I make myself sound like a bad parent and you feel the need to tell me that please don’t bother, I already feel like crap. Thanks for the help!

A. Go to a strip club

B. Just sit in your fave chair and cry

C. Just sleep all day

D. Run all over the town in the nude

E. Go and ruin your best friends relationship

F. Hide in the bushes and everytime a couple walks by you spit on them

G. Go to the bar and get drunk
H. Make random prank calls

If any of you moved a baby’s cot to a different room or even a different position in a room, did any of you have any trouble? Currently, myself and my son are still sharing a room for the forseeable future as we are living with my parents while I study. He’s 9 months at the moment and in a cot bed which was in the centre of the room at the end of my bed, but it was taking up all the room so I had a huge clearout a few days ago and rearranged the furniture and got rid of a few bits and I now have the head of my single bed against the wall, and the head of his cot bed against the wall right next to my single bed with a little gap, so there’s much more floor space and the room seems twice as big. But he’s sooo excited to be in a new position lol, at first it was cute but now it’s wearing a bit thin! I never used to have any trouble getting him off to sleep, but since it’s changed he’s been up as soon as his bedtime feed is finished jumping about in there and not wanting to drop off, and now when he wakes for a night feed like he just has (we’re in the UK) instead of going straight back to sleep like he used to, he’s standing up jumping about squealing and peering at me over the side and poking me through the bars. There’s no other way the room can be positioned other than like this or like it was. It’s cute that he’s so excited to be next to me lol but do you think he’ll get used to it and adjust back to his previous routine, or is this the price I have to pay for a less cluttered room lol?

ok so my mom got married a year ago and her and my new step dad had already built this nice house for us to stay in once they got married. my stepdad had already been living in it for about a year and a half before they got married.We didn’t actually even start to move into the house until 5 months after the wedding. so let me describe the house, my stepdad and my mom had already been buying furniture for their room, bathrooms, closet, kitchen, garage, bar are, den: including like 5 plasmas, his office space, dining room, a public study, and they had already had people start tending to the lawn for flower beds every-once and a while, it is a pretty big house the only thing they never thought o buy before we started living there was stuff for my room their child, i was never even asked what i wanted, but i did constantly say i wanted a tv in my bedroom. my mom did go out and get me a nice tv for my room but my stepdad said that i wouldn’t need it until my room was set up; so she returned it. so on the first night we stayed over here my mom and i started bring over our stuff from our old house little by little. so i have clothes in my closet and stuff for my bathroom needs toothbrush etc. i ask my mom on the first night when im getting my bedroom furniture she says in 3-4 weeks, i was like ok that wont be too bad, i just had to sleep on an air mattress for a while. 4 weeks come and go and still no furniture, so i ask my mom and she says "oh well we haven’t ordered it yet". and i was like why and she said its because you(me) haven’t told us what you like and i said anything it wouldn’t matter as long as i get a decent bed and stuff so i can have an actual room. at this point i still had clothes, bathroom stuff and the air mattress but i got a small bubble wrap box from a closet and have since been using it as a night stand: that has my alarm clock and many other things on it. so in my linen closet which should only hold towels and sheets for a bed \ i not only have that stuff but all the clothes that should go in a dresser and it is quite a mess. now my bathroom sink is becoming like the top of my dresser cause i need a place to put my daily thing or thing s i want to keep out but my mom gets mad at me and says i keep clutter on my sink along with daily self cleaning stuff that she wants me to put under my sink but there no point if i will need it tomorrow morning.
but anyways i choose a bedroom furniture i like and my mom was like ok we’ll get it, so another 2 months go by and still nothing. my mom start to complain how there is always stuff on the floor, stuff disorganized in my linen closet, and i say "well it wouldn’t be that way if i had some furniture" and she says "well maybe if you showed that you can keep a clean room we’ll get you some". WTF. so i try and keep a clean room but with school, football, and my former part time job i don’t find enough time to clean but i do find time once a week maybe ad its clean for about a day.
so now its near the end of october and coming up on the 7th month without getting anything for my room its starting to make me a bit depressed and unloved plus that added with the fact my mom wants to yell at me about everything from school to not having my license yet and i have changed schools leaving all my friends. im a very good kid that does everything im toold by adults and im very respectful its hard to be in a place where it should show your personality and all thats in it is an air mattress and a box. its embarrassing and makes me sad when i see my friends rooms with stuff on their walls and an overall cool room. im starting to lose it with her someone give me advise on what to do please?

hi everyone, everytime i put my baby 11 month old daughter in her high chair, she rubs up against the little safety bar sort of thing between her legs and rolls her eyes and falls asleep, then wakes up instantly and does the same thing again and again and by the end of the meal shes in a sweat! it really doesnt look like shes rocking herself to sleep, is it possible for babys to orgasm or am i totally wrong, thanks!

My 4 year old cat who was just at the vet two months ago was found dead in my living room. He was laying in one of his favorite places to sleep, with blood running from his nose. I’ve been researching what different things could have caused this. Heart worms seems to be the general answer, however he was just at the vet and had no blood in his stool. Didn’t notice anything different about him but I was out of town the last 2 days around his death. No vomiting, but his food bowl was full when I returned. I do not know if he wasn’t eating or if it just happened where he died right after I left.

What I think caused it: My apartment had just been sprayed for bugs 4 days prior. I returned to my apartment to find dead insects on my kitchen floor (In addition to my cat). What’s weird though is that the place has been sprayed in the past and it didn’t have any affect on him. Also there was no vomiting which I’m told is a usual sign of poisoning. They possibly may have used a different pesticide this time around. I do think it’s too weird of a coincidence that I return home to find dead bugs and a dead cat.

Please let me know if you have any suggestions, opinions, or if something similar happened to you. I really want to know what happened but at the same time everyone I’ve talked to said that the necropsy is usually inconclusive.

O.e When are you going to sleep?

I feel bloody miserable, an my heart is pumping like no other (well, I haven’t slept in a day) has ever done before.

*almost falls off chair*

Ium, does anyone have a chocolate bar?

I NEED chckY!!

P.S. Trolls,, go ahead and delete this, you did it to my last question..*Sobs quietly*

>:D

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I am an 18-year-old gay man and my youth is leaving me and so are my good looks, so I don’t have much time to find a boyfriend before I die. I have a disease that hasn’t been diagnosed yet, but I’m very ill. I can feel it. I’ll die at around 19 or 20. I think it’s rather poetic to die young, and I’ve come to accept that I won’t have a long life.

I want a boyfriend now. I want him to be tall, dark, handsome, between the ages of 28-48, who is preferably of Italian descent, has a good job (one that makes him have lots of money), a penthouse with large windows, a summer house perhaps, fancy furniture, and a luxury car. A lot of men are like that. I see them all the time downtown, but they don’t seem to notice me at all, although they’re middle age and I’m beautiful sometimes. I want a boyfriend that takes me on nice trips and buys me nice things. He can sleep with whoever he wants as long as they’re older than me, so I’m not difficult. If he sleeps with someone younger than me, I would kill both of them. I’m not looking for a sugar daddy, just a nice man with nice things.

Where can I go to find one? I was thinking about joining a country club this summer and sitting at the bar, waiting for one to approach me.

I did this just now, as a way of getting rid of writer’s block, but if people find it interesting I might finish it as an actual story. Here goes:

The door of the bar swung open. A man in a big coat stepped in. His collar was pulled up to his neck, hiding half his face, and the tilted hat on top of his head concealed the rest. He stalked up to the front of the bar, leaning over the counter.
“Can I help you?” The bartender asked.
The man’s voice was low and rough. “I’m looking for a Seth Fairweater.”
The bartender raised a hand from the cup he was wiping and jabbed a thumb toward a corner of the bar. There were three tables. One was empty, the next was crammed with drunk men and women, and the last had only one occupant – a tall boy. The boy was in his late teens, with tousled black hair and eyes darkened from lack of sleep.
The man in the coat crossed the room to the boy, his boots clacking against the wooden floor.
“Seth Fairweather?” He said again, looking down.
The boy looked up from his drink. “Yes?”
“My name is Jack the Ripper. I’ve come to kill you.”
“Oh.” The boy said. He paused. “I’m not sure how to reply to that.”
“That’s fine – just die!”
The man tore a cleaver from his pocket and swung it. The boy cursed, ducking down and rolling under it. It sliced the top of his chair off, sending a chunk of wood spinning through the air.
“Stay in one place!” The man shouted.
“Like hell I will!” The boy scuttled across the floor of the bar as the man brandished his weapon. Chairs were sliced, the free table was smashed and two drunken women screamed as the man and boy tumbled between them. Finally, the boy was cornered. He was pinned against the far wall, with the exit on the opposite end of the bar. The man in the coat stepped forward.
“There’s nowhere to run.” He said. “Goodbye, Fairweather.”
The boy muttered something beneath his breath. It sounded like “I hate doing this.”
He reached for his pocket, producing a slim knife. As the man in the coat swung his cleaver the boy shot forward, slashing the knife across the man’s neck. It melted straight through his collar, slitting his throat. The man staggered forward, gurgling, and collapsed in a heap on the ground.
The boy looked down at him, then turned and began back in the direction of his seat.
He stopped. Up ahead he saw the drunken men and women staring at him in horror. Of course, he’d just slit a man’s throat. But something was wrong. Slowly, he realized that they were looking behind him.
He spun around. The man was on his feet. His jacket hung open, and his hat had fallen from his head. Underneath, his hair was black as night, and his skin was pale as snow. His pupils were blood red – slitted, like a cat’s. His mouth opened in a razor-toothed grin. The wound across his neck slowly sealed itself.
“Bravo!” He shouted. “This is exactly what I want! This is why I came for you!”
The boy scowled. “Vampire…”
“Seth Fairweather, the most dangerous boy alive!” The man said, twirling his cleaver. “Let’s paint this bar red, shall w–“
He didn’t get a chance to finish. In that instant the knife shot from the boy’s hand. It plunged straight into the man’s heart. He stared, his mouth still open, a look of surprise on his face.
Then his body went black, and crumbled to dust.
The knife clattered loudly onto ground.
Seth Fairweather slid down to the floor against the wall. He sighed and ran a hand through his dark hair, looking at the ceiling.
“So they’ve found me.”

INR = in real life

first dream
i moved into a new house with my mom and kids, the basemnt had to sets of stairs, some stairs were woblly, it had lots of lights and light switches. I was scared of it. i told my mom i felt lost in the new house and missed the old one, she said " it takes time" and i woke up.

second dream,
My ex was at a bar I walked into, he looked pretty bead, he said I’ll brb, stay here, i went outside and woondered if I should leave cause I felt it might have been a bad ide to see him. I stayed he came back, with a hair cut and looked really good. we talked and helped moved chairs with me since the bar was closing, ( IRL he wants to get back together and get married).

3rd dream
I was at this guys house that i have been seeing for the past few months I was sleeping in a bed in one of the rooms ( it wasnt his room). I heard him talking to friends saying he was going to cook dinner since i didint do anything for my bday last year, it smelled extremly good
so it smelled good,, he walked in the room to wake me up and said " I love when you sleep at my house, I cooked dinner" we ate and it was extremely good. for desert he made blue mini jello molds, when we were almost finished eating he sat on his jello mold, and we couldnt stop laughing, then I woke up. any ideas on what thos cluster of dreams mean?
And with the light switches,,, i kept trying to turn them off and on to see which light went which switch but i couldnt do it and get frustrasted and left

I have two english bullies-females. 11 and 9 weeks. Heres some backround. Both are on albon though only one tested positive for coccidia. Stools are looking pretty firm now. They are eating taste of the wild dog food.Okay now on to the problem.
They are awful in crates..they will bark for hours on end and I live in a duplex. So that doesnt really work so well. So we keep them gated in the kitchen. works perfect during the day, zero accidents. At night, we take them out as following :
7pm, 9pm, 1130pm, 230am-3am (all times no accidents) and then around 6am.between 230/3 and 6, there is at least 4-5 poops and 4 pees in the kitchen. I dont get it. What else can be done? I have to get some sleep at night. And they aren’t barking to go out, and when I did try crating them, they just went in the crate like it was no big deal. Any suggestions for night time?

There was no hint that things were amiss till 2 days before we broke up. I have given her everthing she has demanded, except my house. White goods, kitchen apliances, tv, computers, dvd, furniture, anything she ever gave me over 4 yrs. In the last 6months, we wasted 000 of my money, (that I did call our money). I have paid to move her stuff (I had to pack it for her) She refuses to comunicate other then by third party.I have just come home to a stack of bills all in my name. It has been 7weeks & every day she has some new inovative way, to make me feel pain. If I love & care for someone, I don’t like that to change. I am a good friend to most of my ex’s. I do not want to indroduce, nasty thoughts into my head. I don’t understand the point of revenge much. If I don’t feel hateful & I don’t. The feelings that are left are hurting me, I can’t sleep. Bla Bla Bla. I am not the only one. Tell me, what is your experience. Have you been on the recieving end, or do you take revenge. thanks.

Willys cynical thought for the day;

If you’ll come to my funeral I’ll freaking go to yours!

We need = I want

It’s your decision = The correct decision should be obvious by now

Do what you want = You’ll pay for this later

We need to talk = I need to complain

Sure…Go ahead = I don’t want you to

I’m not upset = Of course I’m upset, you moron!

You’re … so manly = You need a shave and you sweat a lot

You’re certainly attentive tonight = Is sex all you ever think about?

I’m not emotional! And I’m not over reacting! = I’ve got my period

Be romantic, turn out the lights = I have flabby thighs

This kitchen is so inconvenient = I want a new house

I want new curtains = and carpeting, and furniture, and wallpaper…..

I need wedding shoes = the other 40 pairs are the wrong shade of white

Hang the picture there = NO, I mean hang it there!

I heard a noise = I noticed you were almost asleep

Do you love me? = I’m going to ask for something expensive

How much do you love me? = I did something today you’re really not going to like

I’ll be ready in a minute = Kick off your shoes and find a good game on T.V.

You have to learn to communicate = Just agree with me

Are you listening to me!? = [Too late, you're dead.]

Yes = No

No = No

Maybe = No

I’m sorry = You’ll be sorry

Do you like this recipe? = It’s easy to fix, so you’d better get used to it

Was that the baby? = Why don’t you get out of bed and walk him until he goes to sleep

I’m not yelling! = Yes I am yelling because I think this is important

All we’re going to buy is a soap dish = It goes without saying that we’re stopping at the cosmetics department, the shoe department, I need to look at a few new purses, and those pink sheets would look great in the bedroom and did you bring your checkbook?

And especially; guys make multiple prints of this un, I can’t remember all the times this lil knowledge has saved me;

Is my butt fat? = Tell me I’m beautiful please

THE ANSWER TO A FEMALE SAYING "WHAT’S WRONG?"…..

The same old thing = Nothing

Nothing = Everything

Everything = My PMS is acting up

Nothing, really = It’s just that you’re such a pain in the butt

I don’t want to talk about it = Go away, I’m still building up steam

THE WOMEN’S GUIDE TO MEN’S ENGLISH

"I’m hungry" = I’m hungry

"I’m sleepy" = I’m sleepy

"I’m tired" = I’m tired

"Do you want to go to a movie?" = I’d eventually like to have sex with you

"Can I take you out to dinner?" = I’d eventually like to have sex with you

"Can I call you sometime?" = I’d eventually like to have sex with you

"May I have this dance?" = I’d eventually like to have sex with you

"Nice dress!" = Nice cleavage!

"You look tense; let me give you a massage." = I want to fondle you

"What’s wrong?" = I don’t see why you are making such a big deal out of this

"What’s wrong?" = What meaningless self-inflicted psychological trauma are you going through now?

"What’s wrong?" = I guess sex tonight is out of the question

"I’m bored" = Do you want to have sex?

"I love you" = Let’s have sex now

"I love you, too" = Okay, I said it…we’d better have sex now!

"Yes, I like the way you cut your hair" = I liked it better before

"Yes, I like the way you cut your hair" = and it doesn’t look any different!

"Let’s talk" = I am trying to impress you by showing that I am a deep person and maybe then you’d like to have sex with me

"Will you marry me?" = I want to make it illegal for you to have sex with other guys

"I like that one better" (while shopping) = Pick any freakin’ dress and let’s go home!!!

http://www.total-knowledge.com/~willyblues/

From; WILLYS JOKES 7/24/06 Taking a Shower! Best jokes online

Hi. I live in an apartment. On thursday they found that my neighbor that lived opposite of me died. We had beenn smelling wierd smell four days before they found him. As the days passed the smell got worse. we couldnt figure it out. to me smelled like toilets or something. Well it turns out he died in sleep and was there for about a week before people found him. CSI came and cleaned up. burned his bed and carpet with chemcals. and left his window open to air out. His stuff is still in there. WEll i picked up and left with my kids and husband because we got creeped out an the smell got so much worse. I am now leaving that apartment. I cannot lie there any more. i cant be there knowing that smell came here.

my question is when the body is decaying and the smell came in our apartment could there be airborne diseases that i should be concerend about and if they are on all my stuff. second I am throwing away everything. all our clothes our furniture our entire kitchen stuff. Just keeping pictures, home videos and things that were same in closed boxes. Am i overexagerating or am i right to do this. keep in mind the smell is not going away and it was horrendously tramatic. I dont think smell will go away from anything fabric.

Are there any CSI or coroners that can answer this.
thanks

im 16 and i live in a small 1bedroom apartment now with my parents and i have to sleep in the living room! its kind of bordered off by furniture and book shelves so it looks like 2 separate rooms. theres still a dining area, kitchen and bathroom but theres no real good place to hang out (no sofa etc)
is this going to be a problem if i invite friends over (including girls)? i dont want to give them a bad impression that im poor or anything