A blind man wanders into an all girls biker bar by mistake. He finds his way to a bar stool and orders some coffee.
After sitting there for awhile, he yells to the waiter, "Hey, you wanna hear a blonde joke?"

The bar immediately falls absolutely silent. In a very deep, husky voice, the woman next to him says, "Before you tell that joke, sir, I think it is only fair — given that you are blind — that you should know five things:

1. The bartender is a blonde girl with a baseball bat.

2. The bouncer is a blonde girl.

3. I’m a 6 foot tall, 175 lb. Blonde woman with a black belt in karate.

4. The woman sitting next to me is blonde and a professional weightlifter.

5. The lady to your right is blonde and a professional wrestler."

"Now, think about it seriously, Mister. Do you still wanna tell that joke?"

The blind man thinks for a second, shakes his head, and mutters, "Nope… Not if I’m gonna have to explain it five times!"

A blind man wanders into an all girls biker bar by mistake. He finds his way to a bar stool and orders some coffee. After sitting there for a while, he yells to the waiter, "Hey, you wanna hear a blonde joke?" The bar immediately falls absolutely silent. In a very deep, husky voice, the woman next to him says, "Before you tell that joke, sir, I think it is only fair — given that you are blind — that you should know five things"
1. The bartender is a blonde girl with a baseball bat.
2. The bouncer is a blonde girl.
3. I’m a 6 foot tall, 175 lb. blonde woman with a black belt in karate.
4. The woman sitting next to me is blonde and a professional weightlifter.
5. The lady to your right is blonde and a professional wrestler. Now, think about it seriously, Mister. "Do you still wanna tell that joke?" The blind man thinks for a second, shakes his head, and mutters, "No. not if I’m gonna have to explain it five times."

A blind man wanders into an all *girls* biker bar by mistake.
>
> He finds his way to a bar stool and orders some coffee
>
> After sitting there for awhile, he yells to the waiter, "Hey, you
> wanna hear a blonde joke?"
>
> The bar immediately falls absolutely silent.
>
> In a very deep, husky voice, the woman next to him says,
>
> "Before you tell that joke, sir, I think it is only fair — given
> that you are blind — that you should know five things:
>
> #1. The bartender is a blonde girl with a baseball bat.
>
> #2. The bouncer is a blonde girl.
>
> #3. I’m a 6 foot tall, 175 lb. blonde woman with a black belt in
> karate.
>
> #4. The woman sitting next to me is blonde and a professional
> weightlifter.
>
> #5. The lady to your right is blonde and a professional wrestler.
>
> Now, think about it seriously, Mister. Do you still wanna tell that
> joke?"
>
> The blind man thinks for a second, shakes his head, and mutters, "No
> Way… Not if I’m gonna have to explain it five times!"

In steak and shake and dennys they have these stools near the kitchen, if i opt to sit there, do I have to tip the waiter?

A blind man wanders into an all-girls biker bar by mistake. He finds his
way to a bar stool and orders some coffee.
After sitting there for a while, he yells to the waiter, "Hey, you wanna
hear a blonde joke?"
The bar immediately falls absolutely silent.
In a very deep, husky voice, the woman next to him says, "Before you tell
that joke, sir, I think it is only fair, given that you are blind, that you
should know five things:

1. The bartender is a blonde girl with a baseball bat.
2. The bouncer is a blonde girl.
3. I’m a 6-foot tall, 175 lb. blonde woman with a black belt in karate.
4. The woman sitting next to me is blonde and a professional weightlifter.
5. The lady to your right is blonde and a professional wrestler.

Now, think about it seriously, Mister. Do you still wanna tell that joke?"

The blind man thinks for a second, shakes his head, and mutters, "No, not
if I’m gonna have to explain it five times."

A blind man wanders into an all Girls Biker Bar by mistake. He finds his way to a bar stool and orders some coffee.

After sitting there for awhile, he yells to the waiter,”Hey, you wanna hear a blonde joke?"

The bar immediately falls absolutely silent. In a very deep, husky voice, the woman next to him says, "Before you tell that joke, sir, I think it’s only fair, given that you’re blind, that you should know five things:

1) The bartender is a blonde girl with a baseball bat.
2) The bouncer is a blonde girl.
3) I’m a 6 foot tall, 175 lb. blonde woman with a black belt in karate.
4) The woman sitting next to me is blonde and a professional weightlifter.
5) The lady to your right is blonde and a professional wrestler.

Now, think about it seriously, Mister. Do you still wanna tell that joke?"

The blind man thinks for a second, shakes his head, and mutters, "No, not if I’m gonna have to explain it five times."
I love blondes by the way (^_^)

A blind man wanders into an all girls biker bar by mistake. He finds his
way to a bar
stool and orders some coffee. After sitting there for a while, he yells to
the waiter, "Hey, you wanna hear a blonde joke?" The bar immediately falls
absolutely silent. In a very deep, husky voice, the woman next to him says,
"Before you tell that joke, sir, I think it is only fair given that you are
blind — that you should know five things:

1. The bartender is a blonde girl with a baseball bat.
2. The bouncer is a blonde girl.
3. I’m a 6 foot tall, 175 lb. blonde woman with a black belt in karate.

4. The woman sitting next to me is blonde and a professional weightlifter.
5. The lady to your right is blonde and a professional wrestler. Now, think
about it seriously, Mister. Do you still wanna tell that joke?"

The blind man thinks for a second, shakes his head, and mutters, "No,
not if I’m gonna
have to explain it five times."

A blind man wanders into an all girls biker bar by mistake.

He finds his way to a bar stool and orders some coffee.

After sitting there for awhile, he yells to the waiter, ‘Hey, you wanna hear
a blonde joke?’

The bar immediately falls absolutely silent.

In a very deep, husky voice, the woman next to him says,

‘Before you tell that joke, sir, I think it is only fair — given

that you are blind — that you should know five things:

1. The bartender is a blonde girl with a baseball bat.

2. The bouncer is a blonde girl.

3. I’m a 6 foot tall, 175 lb. Blonde woman with a black belt in karate.

4. The woman sitting next to me is blonde and a professional weightlifter.

5. The lady to your right is blonde and a professional wrestler.

Now, think about it seriously, Mister. Do you still wanna tell that joke?’

The blind man thinks for a second, shakes his head, and mutters, ‘No…Not
if I’m gonna have to explain it five times

MAN IN A BIKER BAR

A blind man wanders into an all girls biker bar by mistake.

He finds his way to a bar stool and orders some coffee.

After sitting there for awhile, he yells to the waiter, "Hey, you wanna
hear a blonde joke?"

The bar immediately falls absolutely silent. In a very deep, husky
voice, the woman next to him says,

"Before you tell that joke, sir, I think it is only fair — given that
you are blind — that you should know five things:

1. The bartender is a blonde girl with a baseball bat.

2. The bouncer is a blonde girl.

3. I’m a 6 foot tall, 175 lb. Blonde woman with a black belt in karate.
4. The woman sitting next to me is blonde and a professional
weightlifter.

5. The lady to your right is blonde and a professional wrestler.

Now, think about it seriously, Mister. Do you still wanna tell that
joke?"

The blind man thinks for a second, shakes his head, and mutters,

"No… Not if I’m gonna have to explain it five times."