Too Short? (A Nice Joke)?
A guy is sitting in a bar, absolutely drooling at a pretty young thing in her short, pink mini-dress. Using the time honored ice breaker, he sends her a drink.
"How lucky am I," he thinks, as she gets up to come sit next to him. They strike up a wonderful conversation.
Finally the girl turns to him and says, "Look, you seem like a really nice guy, so I have to tell you that I’m a working girl. I get two hundred dollars for what you think you’ll ply out of me with liquor."
He replies, "I have no problem with the money but, since you were so straight forward I must tell you that when I come, I go nuts. I bite, scratch, kick, punch, pull hair, break
furniture, and just plain destroy the place."
"Oh my God! How long does that last?" she asked.
"Just until I get my two hundred bucks back," he replied.
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lol
really good one
funny
WHy is the heading .. too short ? does not fit in with the joke
SO funny im still laughing. (snort)
Tee hee hee!
lol that’s a great joke
Now there’s a smart man. Good come back on his part.
LOL
LOL. LOL.
Have a great evening!