Would you rather…???????
1) be married to someone who insists that every electric device in your home be controlled by those "clap on, clap off" devices -OR- that every piece of furniture have plastic covers?
2) develop gills that work and are hardly visible -OR- grow wings that work but are ugly and conspicuous?
3) perform at a stand up comedy club -OR- perform karaoke at a bar?
4) As a man, be beaten up by a wimpy guy-OR- a female pro wrestler (and everybody knew about it)
5) Eat airline food for a week -0R- hospital food for a week?
6) Be able to go forward in time on 3 occasions of your choice -OR- backwards in time only once?
7) Be in an exotic tribe where you must stretch your neck until it is 18 inches long-OR-be in a tribe were a plate is inserted into your lower lip, causing it to eventually hang down 6 inches from your mouth?
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1) the clap on, clap off guy. I hate those plastic covers!
2) gills, I don’t like to fly
3) karaoke!! I do that all the time, after I’m drunk
4) female pro wrestler
5) hospital food, believe it or not some have good food here
6) forward 3x
7) yikes! I guess the neck
ummm 1 and 6 don’t sound that bad..
ha I would go inot the past and give my self some tips..
1) gotta go with the plastic covers
2) the gills, I am scared of heights and love water
3) both!
4) by the female
5) airline, FranceAir has amazing food!
6) backwards once
7) let’s go with the neck bit ‘cus I like giraffes.
clap-on clap-off
wings
stand up comedy club
ooo, that’s a tough one
airline food
backwards only once
neck stretched
1. Be married to someone who insists that every electric device in my home be a clap on, clap off device.
2. develope gills that work and are hardly visible.
3.perform karaoke at a bar
4. be a female pro wrestler
5. eat airline food for a week.
6.backwards in time only once
7.in the tribe with the stretched neck of 18 inches.
clap on clap off devices,
develope gills,
karaoke at bar,
wimpy guy,
airline food,
forward on 3 occasions,
stretch your neck to 18 inches long….
1. clap on, clap off
2. gills
3. neither
4. female pro
5. airline food
6. forward
7. neck