1) be married to someone who insists that every electric device in your home be controlled by those "clap on, clap off" devices -OR- that every piece of furniture have plastic covers?
2) develop gills that work and are hardly visible -OR- grow wings that work but are ugly and conspicuous?
3) perform at a stand up comedy club -OR- perform karaoke at a bar?
4) As a man, be beaten up by a wimpy guy-OR- a female pro wrestler (and everybody knew about it)
5) Eat airline food for a week -0R- hospital food for a week?
6) Be able to go forward in time on 3 occasions of your choice -OR- backwards in time only once?
7) Be in an exotic tribe where you must stretch your neck until it is 18 inches long-OR-be in a tribe were a plate is inserted into your lower lip, causing it to eventually hang down 6 inches from your mouth?




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